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Friday, July 27, 2012
Dancing with the All-Stars
ABC makes the big announcement today, along with one slot for a vote-in candidate. Will the shopping Kart return or at least be on the ballot?
1180 sediments (sic) from readers:
«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 1180 Newer› Newest»Ugh! I hate to say it but I think she will be at least on the vote-in list. I suspect that's the reason for the twitter silence today.
I hope I'm wrong. I guess I'll know in about half an hour. :P
LOL, great photoshop. I'm OUT if she's IN.
Ha! ABC just announced it on Twitter. Guess what?! NO KATE! Can I get a what what??
In case you don't believe me:
ABCPublicity@ABC_Publicity
First time ever, fans will get to vote in the final celeb contestant on #DWTS - will it be @SabrinaBryan @CarsonKressley or @kylemassey1991
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#DWTS Cast cont - @thedrewlachey @EmmittSmith22 @ApoloOhno @GillesMarini and Bristol Palin
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#DWTS All-Star Cast announced! @PamelaDAnderson @kellymonaco1 @MelissaRycroft @ShawnJohnson @KirstieAlley @realjoeyfatone @h3lio
Can I still get a what what??
I don't think Kate will be on the list - she was so rude, difficult and disrespectful towards her pro partner Tony as well as the costume, hair and makeup people that nobody wants to see her again.
If, despite that, she really does come back, whoever is paired with her should get a huge bonus, similar to what soldiers on extremely dangerous missions get. Like those soldiers, anyone who works with Kate risks getting post-traumatic stress disorder.
I was thinking the same thing. And since some of the Dancers are in NY this week...*smh*
Spoke too soon... THERE is a GOD!
http://gma.yahoo.com/dancing-with-the-stars-all-stars--season-15-cast-announced.html
Looks like Bristol Palin beat out Our Kate. I imagine it will be very very quiet in K8's twatter world this weekend, Milo must be crushed, just crushed.
Thank you DWTS.
Meet Season 15’s All-Star Cast
Shawn Johnson, Season 8
Pamela Anderson, Season 10
Kelly Monaco, Season 1
Bristol Palin, Season 11
Melissa Rycroft, Season 8
Kirstie Alley, Season 12
Drew Lachey, Season 2
Emmitt Smith, Season 3
Joey Fatone, Season 4
Apolo Anton Ohno, Season 4
Helio Castroneves, Season 5
Gilles Marini, Season 8
Viewer's Choice: All-Star
For the first time in "Dancing" history, the 13th contestant will be voted on by fans online. Fashion commentator Carson Kressley (Season 13), singer Sabrina Bryan (Season 5), Disney Channel star Kyle Massey (Season 11) are vying for votes to score the coveted 13th spot in the competition. The winner won't be announced until Aug. 27. Watch "Good Morning America" Monday to see these stars live!
BWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!
Kate's not even on the vote list! Oh we all so called it--Kate or her obsequious sidekick leaked the dating rumor to deflect from the fact that Kate won't be on DWTS.
It's not that I don't want Kate to get work where she wants, on TV, but she is just not deserving at all. That, and it just allows her to justify leaving her kids and part-time parenting.
BWAAAAA!
Made my day.
After three months of conjecture, Dancing with the Stars hosts Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke-Charvet announced the cast for the fifteenth season, which will see their most popular contestants return for one more shot at the Mirror Ball Trophy!
Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars will feature Gilles Marini, Pamela Anderson, Kelly Moncao, Shawn Johnson, Melissa Rycroft, Joey Fatone, Helio Castroneves, Joey Fatone, Drew Lachey, Bristol Palin, Apollo Ono, Kirstie Alley and Emmet Smith.
Plus, for the first time, fans will be able to vote for the final All-Star -- it will be either Kyle Massey, Sabrina Bryan or Carson Kressley!
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Oh donchaknow they begged her and begged her, but she is #muchtoobusyandexhausted trying to keep her acrylics in place while cooking and cleaning and parenting her fingers to the bone. Besides, she has used up her allotment of Me-Time until 2036, so cant bear to be away from her babies!
"Will I or wont I?" tweets means "No one is speaking to me so you all know more than I do. But I'ma hopin!"
Just saw the list, and there is good news and bad news.
The good news - Kate is NOT a contestant. Yippee!
The bad news - Bristol Palin is. Who in the world decided that Bristol is a 'star'? Her only claim to fame is that her mother was a vice-presidential candidate four years ago. Bristol herself has no talent, no achievements, no personality - just a nice, average, dull person.
I'm voting for Carson. He sucks as a dancer, but damn if he didn't try. I LOVED his chicken/Mick Jagger dance.
I think Carson would truly appreciate the chance. Great guy.
Oh burn!!! And this is what we mean about burning bridges. Kate generated just as much buzz as Pam on her season but who got the slot? Oh yea the one who wasn't the nightmare. Kate and only Kate did this though I'm waiting for the haters to be blamed somehow.
Barbara M. said... 13
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There is no claim to fame for PFW's. Yes, that's Professional Fame Whores. I personally don't like Bristol, but at least she put in the hard work when she was dancing and she was really pretty good, so I'll watch her.
Hoo-ray! Terrific news. Love the new photoshop, Admin. Kate must be seething . Now to ix-nay the dating show rumor.
(I could do without Bristol Palin as well...however I won't be watching)
I guess Kate can sign up for those marathons now. She doesn't have anything else going on.
Oh, and I looooooooove that Pamela Anderson from Kate's season will be on. Ya hear that Kate? Pam Anderson got back on.
I guess she wasn't "checked" off the list.
Check.
And.
Check.
Let's all hope it's Kelly Monaco and not Kate.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/livefrom/post/2012/07/abc-names-dwts-all-star-cast/1#.UBLtGLRfEVQ
Lol tucker I remember that whole "check" thing lol. Pam clearly hated Kate. I also like when Pam was like my kids will decide when they are ADULTS thank you very much if they want to be famous. And then Neicy said girl try having teenagers now that's when it gets hard. Those ladies had her number.
Admin - If the fans can't figure out a way to blame the haters, they'll blame Jon. Wait for it!
DWTS All- Star Cast:
Bristol Palin
Pamela Anderson
Kelly Monaco
Melissa Rycroft
Shawn Johnson
Kirstie Alley
Joey Fatone
Helio Castroneves
Drew Lachey
Emmitt Smith
Apolo Ohno
Gilles Marini
To be voted on by the viewers:
Carson Kressley
Sabrina Bryan
Kyle Massey
Sheri said... 1
Ugh! I hate to say it but I think she will be at least on the vote-in list. I suspect that's the reason for the twitter silence today.
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Or Steve is there trying to get her out of the closet.
Cause she didn't see her name of the all-star list.
I'm voting for Carson. He sucks as a dancer, but damn if he didn't try. I LOVED his chicken/Mick Jagger dance.
I think Carson would truly appreciate the chance. Great guy.
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I agree. I'm voting for him. He was lousy, but the audience and the other contestants seemed to like him and he made the effort. If he wants to try it again, more power to him.
I'm waiting for Kate to say that she was asked, but declined because she just didn't have time to do it, with her new show in the works!
Here's a vid for those missed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=48Vb5qbAciA
Maybe I need to check my "nastiness" at the door. I am unnaturally glad that Kate did not make the DWTS list.
I claim it is because she does not deserve a second chance. But, really I am just relieved that she won't get all the stah treatment again. I would not be able to stand seeing Miss Kate groomed and glammed and grinning.
I want her to stay home and be a MOM!
I'm torn between Carson and Sabrina. I think Sabrina got voted out too early, but I love Carson.
I went to the DWTS website and so far they don't have the voting set up. They have pictures of the three of them that say "Vote for" but it just brings you to a recap of the times they were on.
I think that the stores in Kate's area of PA are going to be experiencing a shortage of boxed wine once Kate starts buying it to drown her sorrows. Kate there's the big FUG YOU from the DWTS regular cast and crew. CHECK!!
I'm voting for Carson also because he was funny and really tried.
Yay, I was wrong. I guess she is no longer the "ratings draw" she once was.
Dmasy said... 27
Maybe I need to check my "nastiness" at the door. I am unnaturally glad that Kate did not make the DWTS list.
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We're allowed to gloat on this one, folks. But, I still contend that we're happy not because there's just so much about Kate we don't like, I think we're grinning ear to ear because she was a nasty, entitled, whiny biotch on that show.
They bent over backwards for her and what does she do? She takes her personal gripe out on Coupon Cabin's site, making a mountain out of a molehill.
Tsssssssssssssssssssssss.
That's what a burning bridge sounds like.
Fan**freaking**tastic! Finally, a nice, widely spread turn down for Kate. All her 'determination' did not work this time.
And I, for one, do care if she gets hired for TV. I hope no one will hire her for anything. Everything she has is because of her 8 children, if not for them, she would be the nobody she really is. She does not deserve one more pittance of anything after all she has done. She made enough money off her kids backs to last her a lifetime if spent cautiously. Most people don't make that kind of money ever. She deserves nothing.
I'm doing the happy dance as I type! No Kate on DWTS! I was worried that I couldn't watch the show anymore if she was on, but now I'm free from worry! Can't wait for the new season now!
Looks like Karma has come a knockin' at Kate's door and it sure is sweet. :)
Dmasy said... 27
Maybe I need to check my "nastiness" at the door. I am unnaturally glad that Kate did not make the DWTS list.
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I am a closeted glad person and you guys are the only ones I allow my true happy self to shine through for. Once I am away from the safety of this blog, BAM! back in the closet my gladness goes. I will be gosh darned if I breathe a SYLLABLE of that woman's name in public! Someone might hear me and have a passing moment's interest in that creature.
Yikes, I was wrong about DWTS and the possibility of them wanting Kate as their trainwreak-for-ratings theory. They have standards it seems, and have excluded her for reasons well-known to the industry she is so desperate to be part of again. It looks like Kate has some running to do!
I'm anxious to see how she spins this latest rejection, or will she let the sheeple handle this one?
How long do you think it will be before the sheeple start making excuses and say that DWTS asked Kate back but she turned them down because she is so busy?
Yaayyyy!!!! Wish I still had my old high school pom-pons, this would be a great time to get them out.
I am excited about this DWTS--they have a great bunch returning. I never really liked Pam Anderson until I saw her on DWTS. Then got to see how she is, and that she doesn't take herself too seriously. Gotta love that. And of course, Kirstie Alley, Apolo Ohno, and that yummy Gilles. I loved Carson's Jagger dance, but I have to admit that Kyle Massey was one of my all-time faves. The guy's got spunk and attitude. Can't wait to see this one!
Here's the link to vote.You get a total of 5 votes each day per email address. You do need an abc.com account in order to vot.
http://vote-e.abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars/vote/68f05e6a-06f0-45b2-9fb2-4b580f6a1c06
Also, take a look at the campaign videos they made-I love Carson's. Just click on their name and then click on the video. This page is not for voting. The above link is to be used for voting.
http://beta.abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars?cid=fb_dws_vote
I hope the children are with Jon this weekend. I wouldn't want to be around her when this latest humiliation hits her really hard.
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I bet Tony is jumping off the walls happily now she doesn't to see Kate again.
I i'm voting for Kristie big fan of her.
From the previous thread... :)
My friends, at this time, when Grifty's "career" is dead in the water, no DWTS, no talk show, everyone mocking her over a dating show, and no real plans for anything worthwhile, I'd like to say a few words.....
something along the lines of;
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Sheri said... 30
"Yay, I was wrong. I guess she is no longer the "ratings draw" she once was."
And that is a *good* (heartfelt tone...) thing... as Martha Stewart would say.
I am sure that Kate knew before today that she wasn't invited. She had to deal with the smack down whenever awhile ago. Maybe one of those rainbow tweet days.
Will she ever realize this is her FAULT? She wrecked any chance to have favor with the DWTS team.
I cannot fathom how she manipulates her mind to avoid the reality of the situation.
Lol tucker I remember that whole "check" thing lol. Pam clearly hated Kate. I also like when Pam was like my kids will decide when they are ADULTS thank you very much if they want to be famous. And then Neicy said girl try having teenagers now that's when it gets hard. Those ladies had her number.
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I don't remember hearing about that. Was it an interview?
Ah sorry administrator looks like you have to re-word your poster.
Saying-"What no one wants to look at me"-and remove Tony as well.-LOL
Kate's tweeties are awfully quiet on twitter. I'm sure Milo will offer her consolation tweet sooner or later. Kate's will probably say that it's no big deal, and then go on to say "but....I have 100,000 followers! Yay!"
Uh Kate? The "world" has spoken.
I don't remember hearing about that. Was it an interview?
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Oh, this is a good story.
Kate was on Leno, I believe. She was a guest right after the announcement of the cast, before she even darkened the doors of the ballroom.
Kate boasted that she'd win and Leno asked her about the competition.
Buzz Aldren?
Pfft. Check. Gone.
Pam Anderson?
Check (as she nodded and bounced her leg)
So... flash forward to Pam being interviewed in the Celebriquarium after getting high marks for her dance. I can't remember the question she was asked, but it was something like "you're at the top of the leader board, beating the competition" and Pam said, "check' with a big old check hand motion.
It was clearly a dig at Kate, like, "hey biotch, how do you like me now?".
To add to the "check" story, when Kate "checked" Pam off the competition, she made a big check hand motion. When Pam mimicked that, I knew it was an "in yo' face" kind of think aimed at Kate.
But according to Kate, they were just best buds in make up. Yeah, right.
Dwindle said... 34
Dmasy said... 27
Maybe I need to check my "nastiness" at the door. I am unnaturally glad that Kate did not make the DWTS list.
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I am a closeted glad person and you guys are the only ones I allow my true happy self to shine through for. Once I am away from the safety of this blog, BAM! back in the closet my gladness goes. I will be gosh darned if I breathe a SYLLABLE of that woman's name in public! Someone might hear me and have a passing moment's interest in that creature.
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Move over, Dwindle! I'm joining you in the closet!
I used to be of the opinion that ANY job without the kids was a good job for Kate. I don't think that anymore. I don't want her to get a TV gig that takes her away from them for long periods at a time or that further feeds her narcissistic supply.
She was given an opportunity to have a place in the entertainment world. Emphasize given. As in 'handed to to her'. These were extremely rare opportunities and she proceeded to blow them to smithereens by acting like a hideous shrew. So that's it. No more chances. I'm sure the 'bizness' thinks "fool us once Kart, shame on you.. fool us twice...."
A quick google showed that it was late March when Tony made the crack about needing therapy after dealing with Kate. Since she shot back on her CC blog of irrelevance, I'm wondering if she knew then she had no chance.
chefsummer said... 45
Ah sorry administrator looks like you have to re-word your poster.
Saying-"What no one wants to look at me"-and remove Tony as well.-LOL
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Yeah, looks like Tony is clearing out the 90%-off aisle and moving that left over junk to big trash bin in the alley.
And I would like to add one more name to the Kate Dates an Idiot Show, that is just in case my Kate Dates a Jackson doesnt take off. I herby add:
John Bobbit
Here's Kate getting her hair fried in NYC:
http://instagram.com/p/NlnUYlvZau/
AuntieAnn said... 47
Uh Kate? The "world" has spoken
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(torch being snuffed) "It's time for you to go."
[[snicker!]]
You know, Kate Tries to Date show would have the same kind of gaping-at-a-car-wreck audience that Casey Anthony would get doing a reality show about working in a day care. Or Michael Vick being locked in a room for a weekend with angry abused fighter dogs. If this dating thing happens, we cant be too far off from televised state exections. Anything for a media buck. Ugh.
Looking at my drought browned grass -- had a Kate question. What is the difference between dormant and dead?
She might have thought her career was in a holding pattern. Any day the BIG call would come. Dormant.
No one is knocking. She has to manufacture her own rumors. Dead.
wayward said... 53
AuntieAnn said... 47
Uh Kate? The "world" has spoken
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(torch being snuffed) "It's time for you to go."
[[snicker!]]
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"Closing time - time for you to go out to the places you will be from.
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So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits - I hope you have found a friend.
Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end."
Green Day
Sitting in the waiting room of a doctor's office on Long Island at 1:20 when Verizon went down and I had no Internet access. Arghhhh! And the receptionist wouldn't change the channel from local news to ABC. Arghhhhh! Good to come home and see that Kate's nowhere to be found on DWTS - or anywhere! Must still be drowning her sorrows in a box-'o-wine with her bff. Suck it Kate, go get a job.
wayward said... 53
(torch being snuffed) "It's time for you to go."
[[snicker!]]
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check.
(nyuck nyuck)
Well, I'm sure if anyone is doing a "Happy Dance" it's Tony Dovolani. I hope he will be paired with Melissa Rycroft, since they finished third when they were on. He deserves a chance at the Mirror Ball Trophy.
I will vote for Carson, because I loved his persistence and self deprecation. Plus, he's funny as hell. He can't dance well at all, but he is so entertaining and seems like a really nice guy.
The DWTS rejection was the nail in the coffin for Kate. She is now, rightfully, going to slowly slide into oblivion.
I do hope this blog keeps up, though. There are so many topics to discuss and smart, educated people who care about social issues.
As I said yesterday, I am sick of Kate. She is really boring and there's not much left to say about her, thank God. May her kids grow up in peace!
wayward said... 50
Move over, Dwindle! I'm joining you in the closet!
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Well, come on in friend! Plenty of seating and I am having pizzas delivered later! Just close the door behind you, I dont want to disturb the sheeple with our happydancing!
I don't know if I'll vote, but if I did - it would be a tough call between Sabrina Bryan (who I believe left too soon in her season) and Kyle Massey (because I just loved that guy when he was on.) Maybe Kyle Massey would win with me by a smidge - he was a real trooper and I don't think he once complained. He would joke about how much work he was doing, but he always had a big smile on his face. Awww, I just talked myself into voting for Kyle Massey!
P.S. I love Carson Kressley as a person - but let's face it, he could NOT dance. LOL.
Drew Lachey AND Emmitt Smith? Oh I am so watching the All Star season!
Jane said... 57
Must still be drowning her sorrows in a box-'o-wine with her bff. Suck it Kate, go get a job.
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Jane - I believe Dmasy is putting together a business plan for Kate's b&b. (no Kate, that does not mean boobs and booze)
How's that coming along, Dmasy?
Barbara M. said:
The bad news - Bristol Palin is. Who in the world decided that Bristol is a 'star'?
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Yes, I was disappointed too. But I think Bristol will not last long, not against all these big fan favorites. And then hopefully, that's the last I will ever see or hear of Ms. Bristol (I laugh when my toddler curses) Palin.
NJGAL - Kate buys her boxed wine in bulk with a KEW-pon dontcha know. I'm sure the basement shelves are stocked and labeled. I imagine her label system: Dating Show, DWTS, Cookbook, Twist of K8, etc., and she picks the wine based on the disappointment she needs to drown.
Dwindle said... 61
wayward said... 50
Move over, Dwindle! I'm joining you in the closet!
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Well, come on in friend! Plenty of seating and I am having pizzas delivered later! Just close the door behind you, I dont want to disturb the sheeple with our happydancing!
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May I join you guys? I'll bet we could go on DWTS with it. And beat Kate.
Oh wait... SHE'S NOT ON DWTS...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I really believe Kate doesn't care about this...She is so out of reality she thinks her dating show is as good as done. In her twisted mind..if she puts the word out there that she wants something .....it's going to happen. She is one sick puppy. Kate is so used to asking for things and then recieving them that she can't even fathom someone not kissing her orange flat ass. She honestly believes she's getting a dating show! I hope she can't take another rejection and goes away because this is getting old....quickly
Kate's Twitter feed on Twazzup has tripled since the announcement and everyone is so happy she didn't get on DWTS. I mean, she gloats about having 100K followers but the vast majority of comments on her feed are hating.
I truly don't know how she can take it. She must be really living in denial to just let the hate roll off her shoulders. How she can take comedians making fun of her as a good thing, I just can't fathom.
Kathy Griffin's skit with George Takai was hilarious and Kate just loved the attention, making besties with Kathy (who would befriend Satan if it benefitted her). Kate loved the Halloween wig and would not change her hair for a long time, despite people laughing at her reverse, badly-streaked mullet, replete with hair curtain.
I'm surprised that Kate hasn't commented on Kimmel's piece. Ha! So funny! Look, he's talking about me!!
Thanks for explaining the "check" comment. I'm going to search youtube for both clips.
Grifty, answer the door....Karma's a'knockin'.
Layla said:
. I never really liked Pam Anderson until I saw her on DWTS. Then got to see how she is, and that she doesn't take herself too seriously. Gotta love that.
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And that is the power of DWTS. It can revive a career, or simply make a celebrity more well known and well-liked than ever before. Or in Kate's case, it can show the viewing audience the ugly truth. I think it was Emmit Smith who said that after DWTS, so many more people would recognize him on the street as "that football player that was on DWTS!" and want his autograph. The only celeb in recent memory who made nearly as bad an impression on me as Kate was that talk show host, Wendy Williams. Ugh! She was unpleasant. (Apologies to anyone who is a Wendy Williams fan).
If Kyle Massey does get in, I'm thinking that it might be a little awkward for him and Bristol. He and his brother were suing Bristol regarding the reality TV that was supposed to happen with all 3 of them. I wondered if that was ever settled.
DebbieDowner4 said... 41
From the previous thread... :)
My friends, at this time, when Grifty's "career" is dead in the water, no DWTS, no talk show, everyone mocking her over a dating show, and no real plans for anything worthwhile, I'd like to say a few words.....
something along the lines of;
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Kate was not invited back to do Dancing With the AllStars?
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Waiting to see a plethora of positive affirmations on her twitter today.
Let the blame begin!
It was wonderful for everyone to see how truly lovely Pam Anderson is in real life. No one would believe it otherwise.
I am sure that Kate knew before today that she wasn't invited. She had to deal with the smack down whenever awhile ago. Maybe one of those rainbow tweet days.
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She would already know. I'm not sure she was ever really considered (or possibly even interested for sure, although she would have done it anyway in desperation).
Bristol Palin is probably supposed to be the "kate" factor this time around, but with less risk of public rebellion, lol. There are a lot of people who don't like her, but she doesn't generate the intense dislike that kate does and DWTS would know this. She will basically be ignored, as Kate would have been, until she's gone. Also, there appeared to be much negativity from the DWTS staff re: kate, but you didn't hear that about Palin. Despite the political angle, people seemed to like her okay personally on that show, from what I recall. At least she TRIED! Kate cooked her own goose, and it's really starting to burn now, lol.
Dwindle, how large is that closet? I want in, too!
Tuckersmom@69....I often ask myself that...how does she take all this abuse? I know I would probably leave the country so no one knows what I'm doing. She is crucified on twiiter, in articles, on T.V. and every where she turns 24/7. Only a person with a screw loose would be able to handle that. I don't know exactly what it is but....maybe I should have my husband examine her (head). Kate...he's available when you can't take it anymore...which should be any day now.
If that's a pic of Our Kate getting her hair fried today in NYC, who is that styling her hair, not Her Jason? And look at her, crowded in with all sorts of regular ol' rich women. Umm, did someone not give her the weather report, the storm warning? And is the Jamester at home babysitting again? Or has her vacay time run out just in time for Kate to run off to the big city? Looking forward, not, to a twat from the Fig & Olive.
Signed, another closet happy dancer.
Move over, I'm getting in the closet!
I wonder if Jamie joined Kate for another NYC girls weekend. Can't imagine she'd come all the way into PA and not join Kate.
I wonder who's watching the kids and if Jamie would actually leave her own kids at the compound with a way-too-young-sitter.
Oh it's a good thing Miss Organized had those knives in the butcher block labeled. Now there's no guessing which knife goes into which ABC exec's back. Maybe she saved a few for the haters. Maybe I should go back to the closet too? ;)
Here's an idea Kate and I'm gonna try to propose it with as little snark as possible - which is difficult for me. Come clean. Admit you have NPD and admit all the lies, damage etc.. Then broach a reality show on your recovery. This would not only line your coat pockets with gold, but would honestly help your children, your ex husband, your parents, siblings, old friends. IE everyone you've bured bridges with. It might also help your sheeple and ordinary people dealing with your condition. I say you go for this cause I don't think you have any other options available. I don't want to see you return to nursing. I don't want my family members or anyone else to ever be subjected to your bedside manner in the mental condition you now find yourself in.
Betsy said... 60
I will vote for Carson, because I loved his persistence and self deprecation. Plus, he's funny as hell. He can't dance well at all, but he is so entertaining and seems like a really nice guy.
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Even though Kate thinks that she & Taylor Swift are the ONLY famous people from PA, she is (of course!) wrong. Carson Kressley was raised in Kate's neck of the woods-ish and graduated from Gettysburg college.
At the height of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" Carson was here in Central PA for an appearance. My MIL was at the Macaroni Grill in Hbg. waiting for a table, when she swore she saw a man who looked like CK eating dinner. He had on sunglasses, but as a fan of the show she could have sworn it was him. She said nothing to her party, but kept looking over at him. Finally, the man motioned for her to come over. Thrilled, she did and he invited her to sit down. It was Carson! He told her he didn't want to make a scene, but she was just so darn cute he wanted to say hello. He signed a napkin for her and gave her a hug. When it came time for her party to get their bills, the waitress told them that Mr. Kressley had taken care of the tab!
That is a star. That is class. That is true appreciation and gratitude for your blessings. He is all that Kate isn't.
Bet Tony cracked open a bottle of grappa when he found out Kate wasn't picked. I really hope he gets a partner who can take it to the top this time. He's been burned ever since he was with Kate. It's like she put a curse on him.
lets not forget...she's miss positive and determined...she will never give anyone the satisfaction of acting disappointed over this..so I don't expect her to say anything. She will ignore as usual
Who cares about DWTS! I'm at Fig & Olive getting the star treatment, eating my Chlilean Sea Bass! Chile is on my bucket list because I lurv their sea bass!
*idiot*
This from the woman who thinks she knows so much about ORGANIC!! food and cooking doesn't know that "Chilean Sea Bass" is a marketing ploy to sell more Patagonian Toothfish.
It's about time that someone did not reward her for being a bitch. Now let's see if someone picks up her dating show and rewards her for being one.
Well, c'mon Dmasy and Orange Crush! There's a secret password to enter the Closet of Happy Dancing,it's SHOPPING KART.
And I see librarylady was going to bring a goose, but Kate cooked it and burned it, so we will stick with the pizza.
I hope you folks dont mind the aroma of fresh herbs? I am grinding my fresh/dried basils and oregano today and this closet smells wonderful! And tomorrow morning I will harvest some more; so greatful for the bounty from my little garden this year. My mini purple basil and my spicy oregano have turned into little shrubs!
wayward, love that story about Carson. I saw him riding at the Devon Horse Show a few years back. Lots of folks calling his name because Queer Eye was huge at the time. He was just walking around the fair like anyone else and what he lacks in dancing he makes up for in equestrian prowess.
He was quite elegant on a rather gargantuan and magnificent black Friesan.
Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 74
It was wonderful for everyone to see how truly lovely Pam Anderson is in real life. No one would believe it otherwise.
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Admin - I like Pam. She knows the game and how to play it. The dumb sexy blonde persona is her schtick and it works for her. She's very savvy. Well except for the Tommy Lee thing.
11 more followers and Kate hits 100,000...should she not be on Twitter for such a momentous occasion??
I expect that DWTS weighed Kate's negative impact on the rest of the cast and crew against the potential ratings draw when the decision was made. Kate's toxic personality no doubt took its toll on everyone involved with the show. Not worth it to bring her back.
I checked at a fan site to see if they were saying anything. The last topic was posted on 7/17..there were 5 comments since then.
Oops.
We are posting "maniacs" here!
Tucker's Mom said... 79
Move over, I'm getting in the closet!
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Happy Dancing, Happy Dancing!
Wayward -- charming story. I never watched that show, but I have seen him a a guest judge on other programs. I will respect him more after having read your account.
I agree with those who said her well timed release of the Kate Fakes a Date show was merely to soothe her wounded ego about not being part of DWTS. Remember her tweet several months ago about how she would do better this time because she has a better attitude now, if only she could get back on teevee?
Pppfffttt.
The pro partners will be announced Aug 13. There are some stars who have had the same pro(Shawn and Bristol both had Mark). From an article at USAToday:
"The stars won't all have their original dancing partners (the pairings will be announced Aug. 13). But "the level of competition is going to be quite intense," Green says. "And we'll probably have to recalibrate the judging because otherwise it will be all 9s and 10s right out of the box."
From the same article:
Some of the stars appeared before TV critics: Palin reasons that "the press is going to talk about me no matter what, so I might as well have fun."
Now who does Bristol remind us of?
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/livefrom/post/2012/07/abc-names-dwts-all-star-cast/1
Dwindle, by the way, reserve me a chair in that closet. I'll bring gift cards!!
Dwindle -- I will bring you mint, chives and cilantro. They are growing in big pots that I kept watered. Something that didn't die in our drought. Who has dill?
Tucker's Mom said... 87
wayward, love that story about Carson. I saw him riding at the Devon Horse Show a few years back. Lots of folks calling his name because Queer Eye was huge at the time. He was just walking around the fair like anyone else and what he lacks in dancing he makes up for in equestrian prowess.
He was quite elegant on a rather gargantuan and magnificent black Friesan.
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Thank you! I know this meeting with my MIL happened in the Fall. I bet he was in town for the Harrisburg Horse Show which is every Oct. He is quite an accomplished rider.
Dwindle do you think you might have room for one more? I will bring the wine vinegar to go with that pizza.
I was also thinking. Scary I know. But do you think the kind friend that watched the kids so Kate and her gal pal could go out, was Jon? Maybe he took them early for the weekend. I know he wouldn't complain if he had a few extra.
Dmasy said... 90
I checked at a fan site to see if they were saying anything. The last topic was posted on 7/17..there were 5 comments since then.
Oops.
We are posting "maniacs" here!
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They will be here later I am sure. Telling us our deoderant doesnt work, and we have boogers, and our moms dress us funny.
But they wont get in our Happy Closet! Oh no they wont! hehe
Looks like Jamie and Kate's night out was a limo ride to get her hair fried....after all...it's been what? 20 minutes since she had "me time"??
Yep, Jamie left the kids in PA. If I was her ex husband, I'd be p*ssed that she was spending her custody time in NYC without them. I'd be p*ssed that she dumped them with a sitter, when everyone knows where they are because Kate has been tweeting about it.
Hey weirdos! 11 kids in Wernersville alone with a sitter!
Here's an idea... how about actually taking the kids to NYC just for fun. You know, without cameras and crew?
Jamie and Kate were made for each other.
Moms of the freeking year.
Blech.
Dwindle it's going to be crowded, you're going to have to prop that closet door open with Kate's new book.
Oh wait...SHE DOESN'T HAVE A NEW BOOK!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dwindle, I'll also bring a fresh batch of Vinegar Rumspringa. The party is on!!
Sorry Kelly, but who the hell would want to watch a reality show about Kate's recovery. NO ONE is interested in her anymore except Milo, Leigh, Mr. Lettuce Wraps and Paige. We can see it unfolding before us and it is very satisfying if I do say so myself. And yes, we can all look forward to a big twat from the F & O tonight about how great her friends were there that gave her such good service. And of course the company, Ted and Jason and their oh so dramatic stories they love to share with Kate. You know, off topic, when one used to be sex kitten like Kate (before she met Jon....we've all heard the stories about her being a bit slutty back then), it must kill her to be single with 8 monkeys on her back when she probably looks hotter than she ever has. Now that would be depressing I think. Those 8 kids have to be getting in the way of her dreams of finding love again.
One more thought. Once those kids get access to social media, it is going to be ugly. I have no doubt there will be people out there doing their best to tell those kids what their mother did to them. It will no doubt happen. I feel so sorry for those kids. Way to go Kate. See what you have created in your quest for fame and money.
Carezee said... 97
Dwindle do you think you might have room for one more? I will bring the wine vinegar to go with that pizza.
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As long as you know the secret password, you come on in, bless yer heart! Wine vinegar is ok by my, but I stomped us up some organic grapes with my organic feet to make us organic box o wine!
Oh i have another name to add to the list of Kate Farts Out a Date:
Zombie No. 17 from the Walking Dead
Anymore room left in the closet? I'll bring the "heavy" cream for the coffee for breakfast. Looking forward to the pizza tonight!
Dwindle, could you tell me more about how you grind and store your herbs? I would really appreciate it. You're so awesomestish!
And make room for me in your closet, I'm bringing a cooler of beer (Kokanee - from Canada)!
Kate is a twit said... 103
Dwindle, I'll also bring a fresh batch of Vinegar Rumspringa. The party is on!!
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Rumspringa! Oh yeah!
I am going to start missing folks as they come in, but all are welcome who are willing to utter the words SHOPPING KART! So can we all take turns gettin' the door? hehe! I am going to go work on our music play list - think I will start with NaNaHeyHey, Goood Byeeeee!
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the word "twat" rather crude? Doesn't it have the same meaning as "cunt" and that word seems to be a no-no.
twat/twät/
Noun:
vulgar. A woman's genitals.
Are people here using it because they don't know the meaning? I'm kinda tired of seeing it.
Jamie could go to NYC any time. The fact that he chooses to when she is supposed to be having visitation with her children is astounding. How does that make the kids feel?
BTW..they are ripping her a new one on twitter right now...What's up with this Jaime friend of hers? She doesn't have custody of her children? Is that what I heard? The mother always gets custody unless they're a drug addict or abusive...or something pretty terrible.
I agree with everyone...she's as "done" as it gets....See Gosselin...you thought you were better than us..HA HA..guess not
I am so loving the fact that Pam Anderson was asked back, especially after the "check" dig that Kate made about beating her in season 10. I truly believe that this is finally the beginning of the end for Kate. If only she could wake from her fantasy and see it for herself.
I bet Kate's going to make the kids watch her season of DWTS.
Since she's not going to be on the all stars show poor kids I feel for you.
Bearswife, I dont know if this is the 'right' thing to do, but I only grind the herbs that I air dry, not the ones I freeze. I freeze some of my Genovese Basil coz I like the full green leaves in some dishes. I use my blender/chopper and throw them in there, stems and all. Not all stems will chop, so i pick them out later if need be. Put in a clean GLASS jar and store in fridge. One year I put a few grains of uncooked rice in the jar to absorb any moisture, but I wondered if the rice absorbed some good oils.So no rice this year. If they are not completely dried, they will mold, even in fridge, by about February. So sad.
If anyone has other ideas, please please post!
Just make sure there's a tv in that closet for the Olympics opening ceremonies tonight, and I will bring the unboxed wine for the partae. Actually Mr. OC and I are having pizza, salad & wine tonight while we watch the ceremonies.
Yep, if I were Jamie's ex, I would not be happy about this PA vacay, especially if the kids are currently with a sitter. These mom ' hos are amazing.
Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 110
Jamie could go to NYC any time. The fact that he chooses to when she is supposed to be having visitation with her children is astounding. How does that make the kids feel?
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I missed something. Do we know that the kissed-and-made-up bff's were in NYC?
Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8
Trying2get my world back in order...fun week w 11 kids/friends. it will take some X to reorganize!Had a blast this week! Visit over 2 fast!
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JudyK said... 106
Anymore room left in the closet?
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Always room for YOU JudyK, here in the closet of secret joy!
Dwindle... the password is SHOPPING KART. And what I really meant to say is I would bring some Vinegar Rumspringa not wine vinegar. What was I thinking? Well at least I got the vinegar part right. Did you want some of those Bella Bars for dessert? I can pick them up on my way past the Organic store.
Hang on Schmoopy, there's still that dating show to look forward to.
Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8
Trying2get my world back in order...fun week w 11 kids/friends. it will take some X to reorganize!Had a blast this week! Visit over 2 fast!
Huh? She was bitching all week about all the kids there, having to get away from them to go running, and then a much-needed ladies night out. Now it's over TOO FAST? Make up your mind, woman!
Aw, perhaps the gals are not in NYC after all, Kate is now lamenting that the visit with 11, count 'em, 11 kids/ friends, is over all too fast. Yep, fast, especially when you spent part of it in Chicago having mememe time. Predicting furious tweeting this weekend home alone with empty wine boxes.
I'm coming to the Happy Closet and bringing the show tunes. When I got in the car to go to lunch "Happy Talk" was on the radio. As yes, all of our "happy, happy, happy, happy talk" today.
Just another nail in Kate's coffin and she's going to have to face reality sooner or later. I'm reminded of the B. Quilliam quote "There is a fine line between dreams and reality, it's up to you to draw it." Kate, you need to get out your Sharpie and a ruller so you get that line straight, or maybe you can just use the red equator line that was peeled off the globe.
A few things:
1. That's not Jason doing her hair in that picture. She's been shoved off onto someone else. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
2. I am not at ALL surprised about DWTS. The main reason why? WHO WOULD HAVE AGREED TO DANCE WITH THIS HORRID BITCH? I mean, really, who??? No one.
3. Someone asked about Kate and how amazing it is that she doesn't seem to be aware of ANYTHING going on in the world, no matter how large. But that's how narcissists ARE. I've known one for years and I will never forget actually trying to talk to her about the 1992 presidential election. SHE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH ONE OF THE CANDIDATES. But I swear to God, she cocked her head at me like "what the hell are you talking about?" I explained to her, at length, her connection to this candidate (third party candidate, he didn't win) and tried and tried to jog her memory! She didn't even go to a big high school! She finally waved her hand at me dismissively, rolled her eyes and said "Oh I don't KNOW" really pissy and then launched into a story about her favorite person, her. BUT ANYWAY, BACK TO ME. LOL. That's how they're wired. They just don't even seem to have the brain capacity to think about things that don't involve them or other people in the world.
4. I think the DWTS thing does bother. How could it not? With each passing month, it has to be more and more obvious, even to her dim bulb, that she's dead in the water and is not going back on TV or back to those fat paychecks.
It's a good day. :)
chefsummer said... 117
Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8
Trying2get my world back in order...fun week w 11 kids/friends. it will take some X to reorganize!Had a blast this week! Visit over 2 fast!
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Not so fast, my dear chefsummer. She didnt exactly SAY she is home! It's Kate-speak, remember? It might mean she is sitting somewhere masterminding some sticky notes about how the kids and not-hired help will reorganize this weekend while she is away have a rare treat of rare alone time!
"The mother always gets custody unless they're a drug addict or abusive...or something pretty terrible."
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Or unless they don't want it.
Oh Kate, stop trying to act like you didn't jaunt off to NYC with your bestie and leaves all of your kids behind.
I'm sure the nannysitter left the house in pristine condition, per your writtern index card orders.
Aw Kate your buddy Jason or Ted did do your hair?
http://instagram.com/p/NlnUYlvZau/
Can I join the closet part. I'll bring a tray filled with glasses of Vinegar Rumschpringe and a bunch of omelets made with the entire egg served on real plates.
Dmasy and cie,
I am happy dancing my way to the closet bearing dill, summer savory, and garloc chives ( good gor keeping emotional vampires at bay)
woot woot
Carzee...I just saw your post that you were going to bring the Rumschpringe, I'll have to drink all mine before I get there then. How about instead I bring us all tubs of popcorn with little Kate bobble-head dolls inside as a prize?
Berks if you're bringing the good china, I'll bring the silverware (sterling) and linen napkins.
This is one serious Partay!
I am pretty excited about this virtual get together. Always wanted to meet you guys. I think we have outgrown Dwindle's closet. Menu sounds great. I like the real plates from Berks.
SHOPPING KART!!! I will bring Kuerig Coffee for the AM- we'll be sure to need it.
What's the dress code? Shall I look for an old tube top form waaaay back?
Dmasy said... 55
Looking at my drought browned grass -- had a Kate question. What is the difference between dormant and dead?
She might have thought her career was in a holding pattern. Any day the BIG call would come. Dormant.
No one is knocking. She has to manufacture her own rumors. Dead.
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Excellent! Her "career" is dead, all through her own fault.
Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8
@wickedsharp1 ???? Really? Harsh and untrue! Believing bullies lies? Pls don't- should believe best of every1. All deserve a chance, right?
15m Fired Up 4 Kate @MiloandJack
@Kateplusmy8 @wickedsharp1 Sorry this happened...I see negative nellies influenced this one! I shoulda been here 2 support U!
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Here we go what lies is Kate taking about?
And if we have influence so do her fans so what's the problem?
Just thinking, this occasion may call for champagne rumspringas! Anyone have enough champagne flutes to go around?
Berks Neighbor said... 131
Carzee...I just saw your post that you were going to bring the Rumschpringe, I'll have to drink all mine before I get there then. How about instead I bring us all tubs of popcorn with little Kate bobble-head dolls inside as a prize?
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Ooooo if we're going to have popcorn, should I bring some of that fancy duct tape to make a line for us to sit on??!
May I join you all in the closet? I'll contribute some real poutine from La Belle Province, Quebec.
chefsummer said... 128
Aw Kate your buddy Jason or Ted did do your hair?
http://instagram.com/p/NlnUYlvZau/
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Thx for posting the photo : ) She's just one of the crowd here, no special treatment. She'd probably get more pampering in a local salon, not to mention her hair would look better and she save hundreds. Such a waste of the kids' money and for what? So she can run on back roads at night?
Picture this....Kate sitting at home with her box of wine watching DWTS mumbling to herself "Why didn't you pick me. I'm a star, don't you know."
On the positive side she has more time to (1) be with her kids, (2) do more runs, (3) go to Florida to have lunch with her fans who are going on the cruise without her. See, Kate just made lemonade out of lemons.
Any room left in the closet? I make a mean mac and cheese with lobster!
Dwindle: congrats on new baby!
Tucker'smom: sorry about your dog.
I was right, It was Jamie & co last day yesterday, that is why they went out, which means Kate will be going off tonight or monday to NYC. I suppose Kate will bitch about the mess left behind and how tired she is.
Glad she did not get on DWTS. :) :):)
Ok, a little OT time: In Prevention Mag, there is an article on Marie Osmond, and how she deals with stress. They has parts from her journal she keeps, and Marie talks about me-time. Marie has 8 kids, a husband, works full time(ok it's in show-biz) and manages her doll and whatever business. Marie says that she trys and finds some me-time even if it is 2 extra min in the shoer, or instead of answering e-mail or planning one of her kids birthday party, she takes a nap, listening to a audio book, in her dressing room between shows. Kate has way tooooo much me-time. September issue.
Then here is something Kate did not even mentioned on the CC blog about school supplies: Tax-free holiday days. Not all states do it, but a lot do. Kate never mentioned this. This article is in the magazine: Womans World. August 6, issue.
OT - I was watching Friends last night...Jennifer Coolidge played a hilarious narcissist and all I could think of was Kate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1wGVD93NXY
Just saw this on Kate's twitter. I think one Kate fan doesn't realize she just made a major faux pas. Wonder if Kate will block her now?
Kate Gosselin@Kateplusmy8
Trying2get my world back in order...fun week w 11 kids/friends. it will take some X to reorganize!Had a blast this week! Visit over 2 fast!
1mNora @NoraSaysNo
@Kateplusmy8 How far away does she live? I thought Jody was local. No?
Oops!
Carezee said... 119
Dwindle... the password is SHOPPING KART. And what I really meant to say is I would bring some Vinegar Rumspringa not wine vinegar. What was I thinking? Well at least I got the vinegar part right. Did you want some of those Bella Bars for dessert? I can pick them up on my way past the Organic store.
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You are so thoughtful! I made a big sack of homemade granola earlier this week with raisins and cinnamon and dried apple bits if anyone would rather have that...
OK here is the thing with my pizza tonight - I am not using red sauce. I made a olive oil and garlic thing that I will brush on the dough and then I am layering tomato slices. Then bacon, pepperoni, HERBS, olives, onions,Parm, Mozz, Asiago, and Romano cheese and more cheese.
SHOPPING KART!!!
I'll bring the champagne flutes. I've got a Q-pon here for Party Palace. Plastic okay by you?
Keep that closet door open. I'm a bit claustrophobic. I'll bring the homemade shoofly pie with whipped cream, and some jugs of moonshine that the Rumspringa boys are brewing behind the barn. Drink up!
Dwindle, I want to come for pizza party too! I can bring some good Virginia wine! And red solo cups, so we can sing the ”Red Solo Cup” song!
Jane said... 142
Any room left in the closet? I make a mean mac and cheese with lobster!
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:) Come sit by me, Jane!
anger issues - thank you! What a 2-days we have had!
Is anyone bringing dessert? If not, I'll bake a cake. Is it okay if it's from a mix? I just finished up my 50lb bag of organic flour and haven't had time to get a new bag. Do you think if I knocked on Kate's door she would lend me some?
Improbable Dreams said... 147
SHOPPING KART!!!
I'll bring the champagne flutes. I've got a Q-pon here for Party Palace. Plastic okay by you?
July 27, 2012 1:23 PM
Over In Berks said... 148
Keep that closet door open. I'm a bit claustrophobic. I'll bring the homemade shoofly pie with whipped cream, and some jugs of moonshine that the Rumspringa boys are brewing behind the barn. Drink up!
July 27, 2012 1:24 PM
JoyinVirginia said... 149
Dwindle, I want to come for pizza party too! I can bring some good Virginia wine! And red solo cups, so we can sing the ”Red Solo Cup” song!
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Come on in folks! Berks - we just knocked out a wall and found windows!
Poor Admin, she's missing it!
At this point, I dont give a rodent's patootey about The Kate&Kate Date Kate Show; today is happy. I mean, here in our closet it is, anyway!
Flag cake! I'll bring Flag cake. And Monkey Munch if I can get the recipes :)
Love reading today. Everyone is in such a good mood.
It's hard to say if that is Kate or not, in that pic of suppose Kate in NYC. There is another pic of Kate in a red dress from the back and she looks as if she peed! That's too funny!
Gosselin Give Back..you're right. I don't know what I was thinking. I was just trying to keep her out of nursing forever if possible, not that she'd ever go back without being pushed. I'm fairly even keeled but there are days when I have to have to remind myself that the patient simply can't help it. I watched an interview with a nurse coworker of Kate's and the woman clearly didn't like her. I believe it was at the dialysis center. She also alluded to the fact that she was short on patience and sympathy. I can't quote the woman word for word but that was the gist. I do fear for any future patients of Kates.
Dwindle..I just sniffed my own armpits in anticipation of the onslaught of Hater comments. I think I'm good to go but I might be dressed funny ;)
Yep, Jamie left the kids in PA. If I was her ex husband, I'd be p*ssed that she was spending her custody time in NYC without them. I'd be p*ssed that she dumped them with a sitter, when everyone knows where they are because Kate has been tweeting about it.
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I thought Kate tweeted that the visit was over around noon or so. What makes you think Jamie is in NY with Kate?
http://instagram.com/p/NlnUYlvZau/
My how the mighty have fallen, here’s Kate getting her hair done and she’s in with the normal folk. No private room for Kate today. I guess Ted and Jason had more “important” clients to tend to. Is she having her extensions redone? I can’t tell from the picture but it kind of looks like it.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Karma.
Karma who?
Karman into the pool of obscurity Kate, the water’s fine.
Seesaw: don't forget the baked bread. And the Bella bars.
Kate is a twit said... 151
Is anyone bringing dessert? If not, I'll bake a cake.
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Anything you want to bring will be fine! So kind of you to bother!
After the Red Solo Cup song, how about a little "YMCA" just for fun? Hey! this closet has a kitchen! OH! and a bathroom, thank goodness!
How can ya'll for get the plastic garbage bag for the closet floor?
And the tin foil for the pizza and make sure the wine is organic.
We can't have a mess or fating pizza and wine.
I'm with Dwindle, I don't even breathe her name in real life (besides, most people would just say, "who? Octomom?").
But I can celebrate here! /happy dance
I think it would be interesting if we had a non-monetary betting pool about when she gets a real job. There could be categories: one month, 1-3 months, 4-6 months, 7-12 months, 12 months or longer.
1mNora @NoraSaysNo
@Kateplusmy8 How far away does she live? I thought Jody was local. No? 145
Wow - MAJOR oops. Wonder if schmoopy will respond or just block her quietly.
Kelly said... 155
Dwindle..I just sniffed my own armpits in anticipation of the onslaught of Hater comments. I think I'm good to go but I might be dressed funny ;)
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LOL! They'll find something, sir, but you gave it a good college try!
Dwindle -- that pizza sounds amazing!
In fact, the entire thrown together menu sounds tempting.
I think we are all high on SATISFACTION right now!
Dwindle and company.... I am jumping up and down clapping with glee. I can't wait for the party. Oh and wayward with popcorn full of surprises and sitting on the tape line. Eating Pizza with homegrown organic herbs off fancy plates and linens and lots to drink from our fancy stemware. I am so excited I could burst. This will be the best time ever:)
I think everyone can rest easy about the "dating show." I do think that was a ploy to detract from the fact that she wouldn't be on DWTS All-Stars.
There's no dating show. I'll eat my shoes if there is.
I have never participated in another blog. Wonder if any others are as stimulating as this one?
You guys make my day! I wish we were planning a real party!
Seriously, folks, in my 'real' life, these ARE the best parties! Just a few hours notice and everyone just shows up with whatever they can bring, put on some music, if you have hot dogs or something and a couple of bags of ice... Folks end up having a nice time and it is no effort. Well, I DO scrub the toilet before they come, but that's all they get.
Next up on our play list - Spirit in the Sky!
Katespeak translated: "trying 2 get my world back in order"....translated: I din't make it on DWTS (and today everyone knows it) and they called me a skunk (cuz of hair)and my dating show will go nowhere so I must go to NYC so I can pretend I am a stah "to get MY WORLD back in order". "it wll take some time to get reorganized" translated....because I am in NYC and won't be home for a few days and I must have time to come up with some more lies, sunshine and rainbows....thus "reorganize"
Save that Qpon, I do believe I have enough real champagne glasses to go with the real plates, looking forward to a whole egg omelet, too. And if we need another Keurig . . ,
How about homemade s'mores?
SHOPPING KART!
I'll bring the grapes.
Hey! This party won't be complete without Dallas Lady. Hope she checks in.
A "hater" just checked and Kate's 100,000th follower is:
Fameposers @FamePosers
Following the infamous, not so infamous, and talent challenged people.
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Karma rocks!!!
According to Kate's twitter site it has hit 100,000. And Kate has said nothing yet.
Save that Qpon, I do believe I have enough real champagne glasses to go with the real plates, looking forward to a whole egg omelet, too. And if we need another Keurig . . ,
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Can't we just pass the hard liquor jugs and champagne bottles around? Why make the glasses dirty?
(shopping kart)
Dwindle when we get there you're not going to make us clean your range hood are ya?
Chefsummer: don't forget to put a line on the bag so we all know where to sit. And the boxed-organic wine. And don't forget we have to have lots of eggs. the stuffed kind so we can look for them in the closet.
Ah, Auntie Ann -- in the midst of witty, funny remarks (lots of 'em), you still manage to rule!
I wasn't drinking, but if I had been....
I'm going to come as Kate and bring nothing to the party.
Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said... 173
I just saw that about her 100,000th follower. How totally apropos.
I looked at her recent followers and saw that a few of her tweeties like Paige tried to be the "the one" but failed.
Oh, don't forget, we need a lot of lettuce and then after the party we need the treadmill, or we will have to take a swim.
AuntieAnn said... 176
(shopping kart)
Dwindle when we get there you're not going to make us clean your range hood are ya?
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That's why I'm wearing a tube top & Daisy Dukes -with heels- not a tube dress...just in case Dwindle does make us clean!(but not the toilet she claims)
I have my standards! ;)
To paraphrase a well-known poem:
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Gosselinland - mighty Katie has struck out.
AuntieAnn said... 179
I'm going to come as Kate and bring nothing to the party
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A witty, wonderful and warm group you are, one and all. But AuntieAnne, you're the once and reigning queen of hilarious, spot-on comments!
Auntie Anne if you come as Kate you do need to bring one thing, a pink iPhone to ignore us and tweet the whole night.
Kate is a twit said... 180
Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said... 173
I just saw that about her 100,000th follower. How totally apropos.
I looked at her recent followers and saw that a few of her tweeties like Paige tried to be the "the one" but failed.
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I thought she might grow up a little bit after she graduated and got a job but I was wrong. It'll take some time I guess.
Who is bringing the music? I have a Beatles CD, "I'm A Loser..."
"What have I done to deserve such a fate
I realize I have left it too late
And so it's true, pride comes before a fall
I'm telling you so that you won't lose all"
Can't we just pass the hard liquor jugs and champagne bottles around? Why make the glasses dirty? 175
Hard liquor should be drunk straight from the jug!
As for the rest of it, not to worry, I have 3 (count 'em) 3 supersized dishwashers that are so awesomeish!
I'm debating-should I wear the "Good Bra" or the "Mediocre Bra", the hooker heels or the running shoes-decisions, decisions.
What time does the party start? I have to see if I can get a quick mani-pedi, and redo on my tan.
Oh, guys don't forget to bring rubber gloves & scrub brush, toxic waste uniform(just in case) and non-organic cleaning stuff, that you bought with your coupons.
kate is a twit: The good bra: got to get those girls standing up once in a while. LOLOL
SHOPPING CART! I've arrived and I just picked up a bunch of white plastic chairs and a label maker. If anyone doesn't want to sit on the duct tape line that Wayward is making I'll label a chair for you. However, you will have to cover yourselves with a black plastic garbage bag as I will have NO dripping of sauce from Dwindle's pizza getting on your clothing or my pristine white chairs.
Later I'll bring out my leftover fish in paper from Fig and Olive and we can share a bite.
I'm so excited for this party. I've been waiting all summer to pull out my tube top dress and my 4 inch hooker heels. Didn't have time for the boob job, so I stuffed my top with some kleenex. We can all use it later for dabbing our tears from laughter, because you know I'm in to recycling and all that stuff.
Ah shucks you guys...it's the rumspringas I tell ya.
No really I'm blushing. You all keep me stitches too. (I'm in trouble I'm supposed to be painting the bathroom and I'm in here partying with you all. hahaha)
Admin- I'll bring the pink iphone AND the nerf toting bodyguard but that's all.
OH thank goodness she's not even on the vote for list...now please fade to black!!!!
AuntieAnn said... 179
I'm going to come as Kate and bring nothing to the party.
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Real live laughing out loud over here!!!! Make sure you put your nose up in the air too!
Didn't have time for the boob job, so I stuffed my top with some kleenex. We can all use it later for dabbing our tears from laughter, because you know I'm in to recycling and all that stuff. 192
I'm voting this as comment of the day. Thanks Berks!
Admin-I do want to thank you having this thread ready and waiting for us to comment on the DWTS announcement. Now all our comments regarding that and our party are in one nice neat package.
Auntie Anne if you come as Kate you do need to bring one thing, a pink iPhone to ignore us and tweet the whole night.
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And a hose with an air compressor to inflate her inflatables. We want to see just how big (and low) those things can really go before they explode!
Barbara M. said... 5
I don't think Kate will be on the list - she was so rude, difficult and disrespectful towards her pro partner Tony as well as the costume, hair and makeup people that nobody wants to see her again.
If, despite that, she really does come back, whoever is paired with her should get a huge bonus, similar to what soldiers on extremely dangerous missions get. Like those soldiers, anyone who works with Kate risks getting post-traumatic stress disorder.
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What an insensitive and rude remark. If you knew anything about PTSD, you wouldn't attribute doing a freakin' reality show with Kate Gosselin to a soldier's PTSD experience, even as a poor attempt at humor.
ate is a twit said... 189
I'm debating-should I wear the "Good Bra" or the "Mediocre Bra", the hooker heels or the running shoes-decisions, decisions.
What time does the party start? I have to see if I can get a quick mani-pedi, and redo on my tan.
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I have some left over yellow/orange paint from making 'school buses' for Safety Town. We can just spray ya down and you'll be fine!
Each of you is funnier than the next! I love being in the closet with you guys!
Next up on the play list after the Beatles "...Loser".... Brown Betty! No puns intended, it's just a nice rockin song.
Kate just tweeted:
kateplusmy8
A tweet party later tonight to celebrate 100,000 followers!!! Thank you all. I am honored and blessed to have each of you! Party on...
Yes, Kate, we WILL party on. However, our party will be a helluva lot better than your lame tweet party.
It's to bad we won't be able to talk to Auntie Anne I mean Kate.
Since her bodyguard will be there to protect her with his trusty backpack.
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