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Friday, July 27, 2012
Dancing with the All-Stars
ABC makes the big announcement today, along with one slot for a vote-in candidate. Will the shopping Kart return or at least be on the ballot?
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 1180 Newer› Newest»And a hose with an air compressor to inflate her inflatables. We want to see just how big (and low) those things can really go before they explode!
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Good idea Moose. Steve can bring it in his backpack. oooo I love party games!
Jane said... 142
Any room left in the closet? I make a mean mac and cheese with lobster!
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Who's the reservationist? I want to be between Jane and Dwindle for her pizza and in close proximity to the gal who's bringing the champagne...please make sure it's not in a box. I'm picky about my champagne.
Auntie Ann, I don't want you anywhere near me, because I don't want to waste good champagne by spewing it all over everyone.
Can't wait!
chefs - Jinx on the backpack. Can't forget the backpack.
Moose Mania said... 198
Auntie Anne if you come as Kate you do need to bring one thing, a pink iPhone to ignore us and tweet the whole night.
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And a hose with an air compressor to inflate her inflatables. We want to see just how big (and low) those things can really go before they explode!
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Ooops! No room in the happy closet for the aircompressor! Everyone will have to wear their human boobs!
Anon, I have someone over there too, but no fair derailing the party. C'mon, I'll pour ya a glass of Rumspringa!
Auntie Ann -- don't leave us.
We will help you paint your bathroom. Probably ALL of should be doing something else instead of sitting here laughing.
I have you all in the kitchen with me. Laptop on my not-granite counter.
JudyK - You'll still see me. I'll be above everyone else.
Dwindle - Is a hand pump okay? Oh never mind, I'm bringing Steve.
Hi all, your party sounds spectacular! Picturing Snoopy's (not Schmoopy) "happy dance".
Enjoy!
Here another possible Date with Kate scenario:
When it becomes completely clear to Kate that NO ONE is going to pick up her dating show, she and Skeeve will announce to the world that, when it came down to really dating someone else, she and/or he realized that they were actually the only ones for each other....and...wait for it....they've "signed up" to do a show to share their rocky road to love and happiness..."Twist of Fate...Kate's Found Her Mate...Or Is It Too Late? Nevermind the Eight"
Sorry gang, it's been a long week.
SHOPPING CART!!!!!
I wanna play too!
Although I'll come over tomorrow morning and help y'all with your hangovers from all the boxed wine. (That's WINE, Grifty, not your usual WHINE)
So get your paper thin rags...um, blankets out and make room on the laundry room floor.
Thank you so much Dmasy. Otherwise I'll be up until midnight.
Here's a brush.
SHOPPING KART!
Could I come too? I am pretty giddy today :)
I hope Kate enjoys watching DWTS. I know I will!! Bwahahahaaa!
Poor Milo.
I am surprised that they are including winners in this lineup....
I have watched/loved this show from Season 1, can't wait for the new season to start !
I am torn tho - Kyle Massey was fantastic ( watch his freestayle finale with Lacy, they were awesome !) but Carson is hilarious and seems be pretty cool.
Joey Fatone also had a great freestyle finale with Kym.
And Bristol? Ugh!
OMG! You'll never guess what I just discovered sitting outside the closet door.
A Whole Trunkload of outdated Cereal! Free boxes for all...
BTW, AuntieAnn, I was wondering when Steve would make his appearance. Will he hold my purse for me too?
BTW, AuntieAnn, I was wondering when Steve would make his appearance. Will he hold my purse for me too?
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No he's mine. All mine.
Okay. Seriously...you have to watch that youtube video I posted earlier. The first thing the narcissist did was hang her purse on Monica's arm. It was SO Kate!
Dwindle said...
And I would like to add one more name to the Kate Dates an Idiot Show, that is just in case my Kate Dates a Jackson doesnt take off. I herby add:
John Bobbitt
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Is Joey Buttafuoco on the list? (Haha...auto correct corrected my mispelling!)
I'm sure Kate's fans didn't miss anything from her not being on the all stars show.
Here's is what I bet she would look like dancing if she did get on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB5DyyWrs1c
Tweet parties usually involve a specified hashtag, sent out beforehand by the host(ess). Like #fameposers or some such.
Just for fun, what should we recommend for Kate's 100,000-tweethearts celebration this evening?
OK--am I the only one who is just a wee bit disappointed that we won't get to see Kate's campaign video, only to see her abysmal votes?
Oh why #metime of course!!
Since Grifty likes 'em older, and you have to be bat sh-t crazy to willingly date that train wreck, I'm casting my vote for....
Kate and Charles Manson.
She can go to CA whenever she wants, gets to go on all the talk shows about how she fell in love, but (oh the humanity!) she can't be with him because of the prisionish stuff.
Add to playlist-just for Kate
Shall we (NOT) Dance
Dancing with Myself
Shadow Dancing
Was the campaign video the 'dream she sent out 'sealed' with a kiss or whatever the heck she did with it? I be it was.
I haven't watched the other campaign videos, but my interest is piqued.
Oh, and I've got the whole 'Dancing with the Kart' season set to bring to the closet for the party tonight. Plus I'll be sharing my lifesize cut out of Tony so we can all take pictures with him.
Theme song for Kart's twitter party "You/I should be dancing" by the Beegee's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yAkkpbm_8E
Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 21
Oh why #metime of course!!
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Couldn't be more perfect-- a hashtag that begins and ends with 'me'!
JudyK said... 4
Jane said... 142
Any room left in the closet? I make a mean mac and cheese with lobster!
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Who's the reservationist?
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No reserverations needed, dear JudyK. This party is not organized or masterminded. Come as you are, bring something edible. or drinkable.
Could somebody stop on their way into the closet, and pick up some paper napkins? Thanks so much.
About 10 more minutes till my kitchen sink pizzas are done!
One more for the playlist-this should be Kate's and the sheeple's theme song:
What a Fool Believes
Just have to tell you all that I had a crappy day and wasn't in a good mood, then I started reading all your comments and I'm laughing and in a better mood. Thanks for brightening my day with your witty banter. I hope that you all of a fun time at your party tonight!
My mom just moved in with me recently and she loves DWTS and I was hoping that Kart wouldn't make it on so that I wouldn't have to watch her. Happy Day!
Improbable Dreams said... 19
Tweet parties usually involve a specified hashtag, sent out beforehand by the host(ess). Like #fameposers or some such.
Just for fun, what should we recommend for Kate's 100,000-tweethearts celebration this evening?
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#15:01
100,000 twitter followers...some purchased, some non-responsive. How many actually type to her?
Sorry, Kate. Didn't work the way you thought it would.
OK, y'all. I'm bringing Key Lime Cheesecake to the party (baking in the oven now!).
Isn't just too easy to predict that Kate will tweet up a storm when home, and go radio silent when away.
Kate is drowning her sorrows in a river of sheeple poo tonight.
Kate is a twit said... 1
Kate just tweeted:
kateplusmy8
A tweet party later tonight to celebrate 100,000 followers!!! Thank you all. I am honored and blessed to have each of you! Party on...
Yes, Kate, we WILL party on. However, our party will be a helluva lot better than your lame tweet party.
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Sheeze jes jellus. NO RUMSPRINGA FER KATIE!
Pizza's ready! COME IN GIT JER PEETZAH! I made one with an alfredo sauce too. No calories during online Closet HappyDancing parties, right?
Look how many are giving the secret password! You guys rock. And everyone is in such fine form!
Tucker's Mom said... 32
OK, y'all. I'm bringing Key Lime Cheesecake to the party (baking in the oven now!).
Isn't just too easy to predict that Kate will tweet up a storm when home, and go radio silent when away.
Kate is drowning her sorrows in a river of sheeple poo tonight.
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Oh, oh, oh - sitting next to you! I'll bring some homemade whipped cream!
Dwindle said... 30
#15:01
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Brilliant.
DebbieDowner4 said... 10
SHOPPING CART!!!!!
I wanna play too!
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Resident said... 12
SHOPPING KART!
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All are welcome, All welcome in the light! Hehe. (yes, Poltergeist...)
Shopping Cart!
My meal here pales in comparison to the menu in the closet!
Oops, almost forgot to say the password.
SHOPPING KART!
Got a great deal on T-shirts for everyone. Didn't even have to use a coupon. They say--
"Finishing is Winning-But only if you are in the race"
did my research said... 107
Scandals, while certainly horrendous, do not happen all that often.
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Au contraire. Do you know how many murders, rapes and suicides have been covered up by Harvard's 'campus police'?
It happens all. the. time.
Kate is a Twit -- do I put the t-shirt over or under my tube top?
Dmsay-I'll leave that decision up to you.
AuntieAnn said... 179
I'm going to come as Kate and bring nothing to the party
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AuntieAnn, you kill me! :)
If I can worm my way into the closet, I will bring 3 grapes and 2 crackers for everyone to share.
Oh, geez, we forgot a real important dish: the half cooked chicken. Geez, how can we for get that, and yes we will need the blankets & buckets, in the laundry room tomorrow. I get to be by the sink. Then after we all can eat the free organic stale ceral and Bella bars and have kerig coffee, in bed, while using the tissue that was recyled from the bra stuffer, person, while watching another episode of K8. Oh, man what a great party, can't wait!
can't forget the inflatable pool.
Call me crazy: was that: 3 grapes & 2 crackers or was that 2 grapes and 3 crackers. It's confusing!
SHOPPING KART!!! Is there still room? 'll bring the whoopie pies I bought at the Amish market today. They're yummy, and I love the name. Saying "Whoopie Pies" just makes me giggle.
Wow, Kate has NOTHING to say about DWTS...remember all the hints, she was dropping on Twitter about it? As in, "Do you reeeaaallllyyy want to see me dance again", talking about how much better she'd do this time because she's in a better place. She really played it up--must have thought she had a real shot at it. Now look at how she responds to the "dating show" news. Hardly a word from her. She knows it's a no-go. She has got to be so humiliated about not making DWTS. Bristol's show is bombing, but she was asked back. Not Kate.
I am convinced that the "dream" Kate dropped in the mail in April had something to do with DWTS. That was just before they announced that there would be a All-Stars show. She thought it was a sure thing, and really built it up on Twitter. Now she is humiliated once again. What I want to know is, how many times can she pull this little game of dropping broad hints and wink-winks about big things to come, and then nothing ever materializes. She's been doing it for almost a year, and her followers get all whipped into a frenzy, thinking she has something big coming up, and then she delivers nothing. At what point do they wake up and start losing faith in her? Or are they all blinded by their adoration (like Milo) and incapable of seeing what a loser she is? At this point, being called "mediocre" would be a complement to her.
Here's some sing-a-long songs to ad to the play list : "Your a Nag" by joan jett, and the Milo song: "They're coming to take me away" by Napolitian Bonapart "Eat it" by Weird Al Yankovic. And some other wonderful tastful sing-along songs from DR Demento.
Kate is having an 'all about me' twitter party tonight....what a tool. Doesn't she realize the the Olympic Opening Ceremony will be on TV tonight. (albeit NBC SHOULD have played it live and not pre-empted for primetime but that's a moot point right now).
I say we watch the opening ceremony in the closet! !
Layla said... 46
SHOPPING KART!!! Is there still room? 'll bring the whoopie pies I bought at the Amish market today. They're yummy, and I love the name. Saying "Whoopie Pies" just makes me giggle.
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Love, lurv Whoopie Pies here! I am so fortunate to have a plethora of farmers markets her in NoVa/DC and we have Amish selling their amazing goods at them. I buy whoopies-- chocolate and pumkin--stuffed with cream cheese and even better... quark, from our favorite PA fromagerie (that's so not what they call themselves).
Quark... how's that y'all PA dutch??!
oh, SHOPPING CART!!
Fer-got about the popcorn maker!! I'll bring that too, with my pink wig on. Juicy juice for the teetotalers?
oops, that's KART. Please still let me in?
SHOPPING KART! I'll bring the video camera as nothing is worth doing unless it is filmed!! Save the tissues to clean my camera lense, as it sounds like it will be very crowded in the closet.
Carson all the way!
Another tweet party hashtag idea: #NoFinallyMeansNo
Have to say, though, that I favor #15:01 and #metime You guys are genius!
I'll bring my copy of "You're So Vain" and we can sing along.
Then after we've finished a box or two o wine, I think we should crank call E! News and tell them we're reliable sources and Kate has landed a movie roll to choreograph, direct and star in with Johnny Depp being filmed on the French Riviera.
Gotta love this tweet by a non-fan on Kate's twitter:
"Karma was served on a Gold Platter today and I could not be happier"
So Milo has announced herself as the host of this twitter party-that is if Kate even shows up. How many tweeties do you think there will be? My guestimate-maybe 10-20 tops.
A few fans are now mentioning DWTS and one asked Kate how she felt about not being asked. Anyone think Kate will answer? She's probably working on her excuse as we speak, or she will just ignore it.
SHOPPING KART!! I have a big salad with lots of, um, not very appetizing looking stuff in it, but yum! Might I suggest we add "Lady Madonna" to the playlist, as long as we're playing some Beatles tunes? I'll even do a happy dance, you can pretend you're watching Kart. I'm possibly even worse at dancing than she is.
Layla said... 46
SHOPPING KART!!! Is there still room? 'll bring the whoopie pies I bought at the Amish market today. They're yummy, and I love the name. Saying "Whoopie Pies" just makes me giggle.
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They arent organic are they? I am in the mood to eat some chemicals.
You all are so funny tonight! Even God in Heaven is laughing so hard He has tears rolling down His cheeks! It is raining here in my very parched drought-ish part of Ohio!!
Next on the play list: Bon Jovi Livin' On A Prayer
since the party is "only us" I think it
can move out of the closet now. The sheeple are too excited about the twitter party-to bother with us.
And after, yet a few more box-o-wines, we can add that Kate has a part on Dexter, as a husband serial killer who PO's Dexter off and he goes after her. Dexter only kills her cause he can't stand her nagging voice, she used on her dear departed husbands, eatting that slop she calls food. Dexter would rather kill her than eat it or starve.
Hi Anonymous! We are having too much fun planning the pizza party! So fyi, post traumatic stress disorder can be caused by any trauma. And if Anderson Cooper can joke with Saint Tony about HIS need for counseling after the SHOPPING KART experience (secret word!!!!!!!! And eight count em exclamation points) .....
any joke good enough for Anderson and Saint Tony is good enough for me!!!!!!!! X8
Sarah Palin heard about the party. She wants to join us. Can we share the password with her?
Octomom has a commercial for an octoloan no joke.
hahahahahha aw poor Kate can't get anything.
Remember--no one can eat until we take pictures of all the food.
Emily, the fan that Kate met it Connecticut just tweeted this picture to her. It's just what Kate needs. Hope Kate's in a good mood when she looks at it.
http://twitter.com/EmCr68/status/228994267551510529/photo/1
readerlady said... 56
SHOPPING KART!! I have a big salad with lots of, um, not very appetizing looking stuff in it, but yum! Might I suggest we add "Lady Madonna" to the playlist, as long as we're playing some Beatles tunes? I'll even do a happy dance, you can pretend you're watching Kart. I'm possibly even worse at dancing than she is.
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Excellent Choice for the song! And may we add GONE by Montgomery Gentry?
Gone like a freight train,
gone like yesterday
Gone like a soldier in the civil war, bang, bang
Gone like a '59 Cadillac
Like all the... things that ain't never coming back
She's gone, gone, gone, gone.
Copied from MetroLyrics.com
Dwindle, almost forgot! I found a box of stale crackers I got on sale at the dollar store, those expiration dates don't mean anything dontchaknow!! So I will bring those, but you all can only have one each!
Dmasy, only if she brings some of her special moose dogs. YUMM! !
Then after we've finished a box or two o wine, I think we should crank
call E! News and tell them we're reliable sources and Kate has landed
a movie roll to choreograph, direct and star in with Johnny Depp being
filmed on the French Riviera. 54
YOU BETCHA!
They aren't organic are they? I am in the mood to eat some chemicals. 57
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Loving the musical selections.
Kate is a twit said... 63
Remember--no one can eat until we take pictures of all the food.
Emily, the fan that Kate met it Connecticut just tweeted this picture to her. It's just what Kate needs. Hope Kate's in a good mood when she looks at it.
http://twitter.com/EmCr68/status/228994267551510529/photo/1
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I bet he would ran away from Kate to.
JoyinVirginia said... 65
Dwindle, almost forgot! I found a box of stale crackers I got on sale at the dollar store, those expiration dates don't mean anything dontchaknow!! So I will bring those, but you all can only have one each!
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A Cracker! A WHOLE one? Oh thankyoumommydearest! You are the best mommy ever and we are ever so greatful and we give the stale cracker a 10 on the cookbook scale and we promise not to get a crumb on the floor and you are FAMOUS for tossing the best stale crackers in all of blogland and we are so sorry for whatever we have done wrong this hour and thankyou for laying on bedrest for 139 weeks and we promise not to splash your wig. We mean your WEAVE! We mean your hair!!!!!
I think all this comic relief is an indication of how long we have waited for just a bit of celebrity justice.
I can't stay away -- all of you are just hilarious.
Do we really think Kate reads this blog? (Serious question.)
That the perfect BF for Kate. He will never argue, never breathe, speak out of turn, etc. granted he will probably just lay there, she can prop him up. And if she is careful, take a knife and cut him by the neck and then he can be a bobble head and say yes to everything.
anger issues kate said... 71
That the perfect BF for Kate. He will never argue, never breathe, speak out of turn, etc. granted he will probably just lay there, she can prop him up. And if she is careful, take a knife and cut him by the neck and then he can be a bobble head and say yes to everything.
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She and Steve can also use him in the carpool lane on their way to NYC.
Mind if I join in the party?
I made 11 loaves of bread in my bread machine today.
I hope that you won't mind it if I stand barefoot on your countertops... just for the heck of it.
Dmasy said... 61
Sarah Palin heard about the party. She wants to join us. Can we share the password with her?
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Groan. Well, If Dmasy vouches for her, I say yes. It's up to the group. But if she starts to tea bag me, I am gonna force her to chug a big glass of Rumspringa!
Dmasy: Sarah can come, and her father too, but she has to leave the gun home, she might shoot the TV if she sees kate on it.
A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said... 73
Mind if I join in the party?
I made 11 loaves of bread in my bread machine today.
I hope that you won't mind it if I stand barefoot on your countertops... just for the heck of it.
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OK everybody up in the countertops in yer bare feet.But no scrubbing anything!
Lionel Ritchie ,Dancin' on the ceiling!
I'm having a senior moment here. Either that or too much box o' whine and vinegar rumspringas. Who was it who kept her face in a jar by the door? Was that "Eleanor Rigby"? I know it was Beatles. Anyway, that suits Kart, too. She keeps her face in a jar by the door, at least, the one she pretends to show her tweeties.
A pink straight Jacket: come join us, and of course you can stand on the counter, you can sit on them as well, in sweaty pants, and let the dogs in, who chase something in the yard and caught it and are presenting it to you on the rug. So we all can go ooooh, aaaaah!
readerlady said... 77
I'm having a senior moment here. Either that or too much box o' whine and vinegar rumspringas. Who was it who kept her face in a jar by the door? Was that "Eleanor Rigby"? I know it was Beatles. Anyway, that suits Kart, too. She keeps her face in a jar by the door, at least, the one she pretends to show her tweeties.
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Yep, Eleanor Rigby :o)
Oh hey, who invited the paparazzi-er, friends with big cameras? #15:01 #NoFinallyMeansNo #metime
Anonymous, I have PTSD. Diagnosed by a psychiatrist. I didn't bat an eye at her comment. I guess if you're *looking* for offense somewhere you'll find it.
/rolls eyes
Dmasy said... 70
I think all this comic relief is an indication of how long we have waited for just a bit of celebrity justice.
I can't stay away -- all of you are just hilarious.
Do we really think Kate reads this blog? (Serious question.)
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I definitely do. Maybe not all the time, but yes I feel certain she does often. Let's see if her 'twitter party' has food and drinks and dance play lists tonight; or if it just turns into more of "Enough about how wonderful I am, let's talk about how mean everyone is to me. and when we're done with that we can talk about all the lies about me. And when we're done with that we can talk about me some more, and rainbows, and me, and bubbles, and me, and happiness, and me, and sugar farts and me!."
We later can have a cleaning party, put on the toxic waste uniform and clean the rug, with the non-organic cleaning stuff with toothbrushes. While watching: Mommie Dearest.
Can I brush my hair and teeth in your kitchen, as well?
anger issues kate said... 83
We later can have a cleaning party, put on the toxic waste uniform and clean the rug, with the non-organic cleaning stuff with toothbrushes. While watching: Mommie Dearest.
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Fantastic! And I'll clean the refrigerator with a Q-tip.
A pink straight jacket: as long as it is non-organic. Make sure you miss the sink. Cause we are gonna cut up veggies later.
Geez, Kate brings out the grossness and funniness out of us.
Kate better hurry up, it's 8pm there, she will soon be going to bed.
Kate is a twit said... 63
Remember--no one can eat until we take pictures of all the food.
Emily, the fan that Kate met it Connecticut just tweeted this picture to her. It's just what Kate needs. Hope Kate's in a good mood when she looks at it.
http://twitter.com/EmCr68/status/228994267551510529/photo/1
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I just read that he is the prime candidate for her new dating show : )
Don't forget we can do pedicures in the kitchen with out laying a garbage bag down.
Shopping Cart!!!
I was trying to squeeze into ) Let's guess how long it will take for Skevie to leave for good, and seranade her with this lil' number as he's crawling back to Gina..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhpk-8QLFQ
Here's a photo you can take home.
http://twitter.com/#!/EmCr68/media/slideshow?url=http%3A%2F%2Finstagr.am%2Fp%2FMGh9TWmgmz%2F
Milo is now tweeting about DWTS.
miloandjack
@Kateplusmy8 ABC has unveiled the cast 4this fall's DWTS..& there R some notable omissions on the list. No K. Kardashian? No K. Gosselin? :)
miloandjack
@Kateplusmy8 Well....the media recognizes U shoulda been there Kate! LOL
The first tweet she said was a direct quote from an article on the Yahoo home page. When pointed out that it meant that it was "noted" that Kate was not included, rather than that she was a "notable" star, Milo got defensive of Kate and herself.
miloandjack
@mscatie @Kateplusmy8 Not knowing what the format was...if they just wanted 2create interest & ratings...I expected Kate 2b there.:)
miloandjack
@mscatie @Kateplusmy8 As an accumulation of best dancers..well, I would not expect her2b there! But would have been nice 2see her try again!
Milo is too far gone to ever see the light.
chefsummer said... 89
Don't forget we can do pedicures in the kitchen with out laying a garbage bag down.
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Yes and anybody for a bikini wax?
Gee, our party is in full swing, and Kate's twitter party hasn't even started yet. Unless, she doesn't plan to attend and expects her tweeties to just party amongst themselves.
How close does this latest (last?) tick-tock come to the timelines everyone set for Kate Gosselin after her show got cancelled last summer? #15:01 #metime #nofinallymeansno
I'm In, SHOPPING KART!!!!!! I'll bring the organic peanut butter sandwiches, and make them with my bare hands, and throw them towards you and try to hit your paper plate... but only 1/2 sandwich per person...oh yea, and juicy juice for those who dont want to partake in the vinegaerumba...
SHOPPING KART!
I'm the shy one because my English isn't so good, but since the party is in a closet... and that there will be lots of rhumspringa, count me in! I can bring the line on the floor where we can all sit and eat Once a Viewer's popcorn. And some frozen homemade mini zucchini loaves that I've been keeping in my freezer since last Christmas. Yes, I admit: it was me, -not Shoka-, who stoled them from the top of the garbage cans last december.
miloandjack
@Kateplusmy8 Well....the media recognizes U shoulda been there Kate! LOL
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I don't remember anyone mention Kate at all not on twitter or TV.
I must have missed it also the K-family is way smarter than Kate.
Even though they both whore themselves out for TV at least the K-family has products and endowments.
And they have millions of twitter followers unlike Kate.
Darnit!!!! My cat jumped on my laptop as I was typing out my last comment....so I'll try again...
Shopping Cart!!!!
I was trying to squeeze into the closet and noticed something.....
NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!
Y'all have kept me belly laughing all afternoon.
A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said... 84
Can I brush my hair and teeth in your kitchen, as well?
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Only if I can poop in the driveway and in the laundry room.
Dwindle said... 100
A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said... 84
Can I brush my hair and teeth in your kitchen, as well?
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Only if I can poop in the driveway and in the laundry room.
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No no yo throw up in the laundry room I have a bucket and blanket.
That you can lay on while throwing up.
meagler said... 96
I'm In, SHOPPING KART!!!!!! I'll bring the organic peanut butter sandwiches, and make them with my bare hands, and throw them towards you and try to hit your paper plate... but only 1/2 sandwich per person...oh yea, and juicy juice for those who dont want to partake in the vinegaerumba...
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White Organza said... 97
SHOPPING KART!
I'm the shy one because my English isn't so good, but since the party is in a closet... and that there will be lots of rhumspringa, count me in! I can bring the line on the floor where we can all sit and eat Once a Viewer's popcorn. And some frozen homemade mini zucchini loaves that I've been keeping in my freezer since last Christmas. Yes, I admit: it was me, -not Shoka-, who stoled them from the top of the garbage cans last december.
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Everyone scoot over, White Organza and Meagler are here!
Meagler, you ARe just going to glob the stuff on one slice of bread and then smash it, right? I cant stand it if the filling is spread evenly. And made sure you fling it with disgust and a sneer on your face! After all, it's merely 'editing', right!
Dwindle said... 100
A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said... 84
Can I brush my hair and teeth in your kitchen, as well?
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Only if I can poop in the driveway and in the laundry room.
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You got a deal!
And I'll pee in the back of my SUV.
Forgot to ask--Do we have to sign confidentiality agreements? Is this a "what happens in the closet, stays in the closet" kind of party?
Auntie Ann-if you're "Kate", I have to ask-are we breathing too loud for you? Please let us know.
(shopping Kart)
Wooh! This is fun! I hope everyone tries a piece of my lemon meringue pie. So glad to see Old Scrotum Legs didn't get on DWTS.
We can all cry together while watching Kate's old episodes of DWTS.
What's going on tonight??!! Loving it! Just going to pour me some vino and keep reading!
Later on, can we do a 10 mile jog in your driveway?
A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said... 103
Dwindle said... 100
A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said... 84
Can I brush my hair and teeth in your kitchen, as well?
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Only if I can poop in the driveway and in the laundry room.
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You got a deal!
And I'll pee in the back of my SUV
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Pink- Shame on you! You need to do poop extractions in the van, as well, while you leisurely pick out furniture. Get with the program!
SHOPPING KART! COUNT ME IN TOO!
Is this party for "humans" only? I'd really like to join in and meet all the wonderful people who care about me and my doggy friends. My mistress is ignoring me, and I really want to have some fun. I promise I won't barf, but if I did I know that you'd all take care of me.
Don't forget we have to stop by target to get all the supplies.
White Organza -- True confessions from the closet. You sneaky little bread thief you! More funny stuff -- I am choking here.
Sometimes I read from the bottom up because the page loads that way. Tonight it is imperative to read from the top down.
Dwindle, you had no idea what you would start with that first closet comment!
Brilliant.
Sorry, gals, the whoopee pies aren't organic (pronounced orrrrrganic), but they were made by Amish ladies, does that count? Cause I'm way too lazy to make them myself. Errr, I mean, I'm way too busy and exhausted-ish. Yeah, that's it.
And to answer the question upthread, heck yeah, Kate and her followers all read here. For example, the followers called all non-fans AKOs (Anti-Kate Operatives) for the longest time, but when we decided it was really funny and we liked the name, they suddenly (within hours of the conversation) decided to call us "peanuts" instead. Hmmm, wonder what prompted that sudden change??? Also, when we pointed out that Kate's followers were going to turn on her if she didn't stop with her "wink-wink" hints that lead to nothing--well, after that conversation here she never did it again. When we mention that she never talks about a specific child, or talks about the boys, she suddenly starts talking about the child(ten) we mentioned. I think Kate spends a lot of time online reading anything she can find about herself.
Hi, Kate! We're having a party but you're not invited! Everyone wave to Kate!
Gosselin8ComeFirst said... 109
Pink- Shame on you! You need to do poop extractions in the van, as well, while you leisurely pick out furniture. Get with the program!
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You're right! How could I have forgotten?
O.k. who's up for a love tap?
Is this what Kate sent off with a kiss:
Apparently, it wasn’t a hard sell to get the eldest daughter of the former Vice Presidential candidate to return to the ballroom. One insider on the show say it was an “easy sell” to get her back in sequins — just like it was the 11 other celebrities who will participate in the show’s first all-star edition beginning Sept. 24. (One star who didn’t make the cut was Kate Gosselin, who wanted to return but apparently the producers didn’t think her current “storyline” was that interesting. Snap!).
http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/07/27/bristol-palin-dancing-with-the-stars-2/
It maybe a Krazy party, but it's R party'!
Kate just tweeted: "Tweet partying really soon.... I have a few more things to do first...,. Then I'm ALL yours :) I'll be back around 10pm EST. Stay awake!:)" 4 minutes ago
Please compare that invitation to the spontaneity that is flying here...I think we have a big clue.
Kate only thinks she is FUN...not so.
but apparently the producers didn’t think her current “storyline” was that interesting. Snap!).
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I can see how when your storyline is you just need to GET A JOB, producers might find that uninteresting.
By the way has anyone shrink wrapped the counters in garbage bags? Did I miss that?
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One star who didn’t make the cut was Kate Gosselin, who wanted to return but apparently the producers didn’t think her current “storyline” was that interesting. Snap!.
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I'll drink to that! Anybody bring Skeeve's favorite Japanese wine?
Shopping Cart!! I will bring a dripping ice cream cone just so I can shriek "She is ruined", and then we can take turns tossing a sack of potatoes between our legs while Elton John sings "I'm still standing, ya ya ya".
chefsummer said... 112
Don't forget we have to stop by target to get all the supplies.
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Sure, just as long as mediocre people do not look us in the eye.
Anyone bring giftcards?
I am coming and will bring frozen Halloween candy I got for 1/2 price. I will bring markers so we can make signs to hold up in parking lots outside walmart to tell people to follow Kate on twitter. Buy nobody can use them they'll get dirty. I'll smack anyone with a red spoon that is trying to have fun or basically do anything not focused on me. Oh yes, the iPhone playing the tunes must have the cord curled just right around their hand. Nevermind I have decided I'm too exhaustedish to do anything more than stay home and soak up adoration on twitter.
Pink-gift cards were first on my list. I cleaned out the supply at my local Target.
Shopping Kart-
I'll bring a love tap for Pink : ) and LOTS of alcohol for Steve to find out WTF is really going on? And WTF he is thinking. (We can lock him in the closet, right? )
A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said... 123
chefsummer said... 112
Don't forget we have to stop by target to get all the supplies.
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Sure, just as long as mediocre people do not look us in the eye.
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Just stayed glued to the Iphone and stay in behind Steve.
He'll lead the way and keep the mediocre people and overzealous fans away.
Anyone bring giftcards?
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Just the loose change from between the sofa cushions. I was going to use them to pay my electric bill (((sniff))).
"...and then we can take turns tossing a sack of potatoes between our legs while Elton John sings "I'm still standing, ya ya ya".
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I still chuckle over Bruno's comment when Kate danced to it...he said he had such wonderful memories of dancing to it with Elton John in the south of France, and now Kate turned it into a nightmare.
Milo is wetting her pants waiting for Kate to show up for the twitter party. She just found out that it's at 10 p.m., too close to her bedtime (when the orderly at the institution turns out all of the lights)!
MiloandJack
@Madreof1 @Kateplusmy8 Ha..we've been askin that? Im thinkin she will come on here around 9pm. Nine minutes & counting till she appears! :)
MiloandJack
@Kateplusmy8 Oh lordy....U start rt b4 my bedtime! LOL #justkiddin :)
I'll bring sectioned paper plates & plastic utensils.
Pink-gift cards were first on my list. I cleaned out the supply at my local Target.
and LOTS of alcohol for Steve to find out WTF is really going on? And WTF he is thinking. (We can lock him in the closet, right? )
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But we're not going to take turns with him, are we...no matter how much Rumspringa we drink!
Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said... 128
Anyone bring giftcards?
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Just the loose change from between the sofa cushions. I was going to use them to pay my electric bill (((sniff))).
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Awwww... Don't worry, Tweet-le.
Worst comes to worst, we can grift for "cash only, love offerings" at church this Sunday.
MiloandJack
@Kateplusmy8 Oh lordy....U start rt b4 my bedtime! LOL #justkiddin :)
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BS. Her "lights out man" whomever he may be is a tyrant. He literally turns out the lights whether everyone is in bed or not, so says Milo.
Omg! Mama Mia I just snared my drink all over my computer! Lol
Did anyone remember bibs? We don't want to spill any food or wine on our tube tops and hooker wear.
Shoka said... 111
Is this party for "humans" only? I'd really like to join in and meet all the wonderful people who care about me and my doggy friends. My mistress is ignoring me, and I really want to have some fun. I promise I won't barf, but if I did I know that you'd all take care of me.
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OMG! Poor Shoka escaped the Gosselin prison.
You're safe with us sweetheart.
Now, tell us the truth. Is Kate really a man dressed in drag?
Kate is a twit said... 136
Did anyone remember bibs? We don't want to spill any food or wine on our tube tops and hooker wear.
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Bibs would go good if they match our high chairs we need to sit in.
One look at Kate and the perfect boyfriend would shrink instead of expanding.
Pink-sorry, I cannot say because even "I" had to sign a confidentiality aggreement. But I'll give you a hint-"woof woof"!
And now just for Kate via Guns n Roses.
You know where you are?
You're down in the jungle baby, you're gonna dieee
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
Its gonna bring you down, ha!!
Hey, you guys--I might be late because I can't decide which car I should drive...
Dwindle...after I drink my vinegarumba (LOL) I will have even more rhumspringa ( ha ha , my bad) and then I will turn this into a real party jumping off the side of a building and crumpling into a ball on the ground until everyone comes round to feel sorry for me. Then BOO!!!! I will scare the heck out of everyone, and bring you to tears which will then make me feel snarky enough to REALLY slop that peanut butter on that bread, smash it together and then throw it at you...Oh yes, we are gonna have a PAR-TAY!!!!!
Not only is Kate just one of the crowd, it looks like she is sitting in a hallway.
Can I bring my homemade chicken soup.
I made it last year, and froze it.
It took two days and two stoves to that old chicken shiz.
If kate was in NYC getting her hair done this morning, I doubt she is at home. She may not realize that ted gave her away in his instagram. She likely has done a FandG ( lol, Kate didnt know what that was) and is in the limo on way home, or headed to the hotel by her lonesome, and that is why she needs to tweet party...
The big question for me is... will she ackownledge the DWTS line up?
Milo by flashlight.
FYI-no matter how much rumspringa is consumed there will be no foot licking allowed--unless of course it's Shoka doing the licking.
Dmasy said... 43
I am sure that Kate knew before today that she wasn't invited. She had to deal with the smack down whenever awhile ago. Maybe one of those rainbow tweet days.
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I heard on some TV show about noon that Kirstie
Alley had known she was a contender for this All Stars back in December '11.
Ex Nurse said... 142
Hey, you guys--I might be late because I can't decide which car I should drive...
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That's ok. When you've figured that out, don't even look at the speed limit. Drive just as fast as you can.
A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said... (my name's so nice, I had to write it twice)
It took two days and two stoves to that old chicken shiz.
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Uhh... make that, It took two days and two stoves to COOK that old chicken SHIZZ.
(Shizz is not to be mistaken with the sh*t that Kate cooks)
Hey, you guys--I might be late because I can't decide which car I should drive...
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LOL!! Maybe none of us should be driving at all! Where's that limo service when you really need them?
The NY Daily News is reporting that the cast and crew of DWTS all HATED Kate and are so relieved she is not returning for the all stars show. Kate really knows how to burn some bridges! I bet she won't even address it on twitter. You know she would have been out to LA in a shot. I'm sure she was counting on an invite and also counting on the cash to appear.
Didn't HollywoodLife (Fuller) announce back in May that they knew exclusively from an insider that producers were going to ask Kate to join the cast of DWTS? They seldom get anything right.
Ex Nurse said... 142
Hey, you guys--I might be late because I can't decide which car I should drive...
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Well, just make it a late night run! You know, for some rare treat all alone me time! Should be no problem for you if you faithfully require yourself to run 121 miles a night! And when you get here after only 3 lousy miles, you can throw your arms up and wave em around and screech LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! And then after those lousy 3 miles you can complain all day tomorrow about how sore you are!
I hope someone brought foil to hand out all the pizza! No touching it with your hands...that's gross!!!
Anonymous said... 147
Milo by flashlight.
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Good one Anon, the discount version of Stella By Starlight?
I'm such a rebel I'm going to chew gum and get it all over my socks and my teddy bear. Shoka, protect me from the wrath of the Professional Harridan!
Jay Leno tweeted this and it was part of his monologue last night.
Jay Leno@jayleno
According to the E! Online, Kate Gosselin is shooting a new reality show. It's called 'No, I won't go away!' #LenoMono http://bit.ly/NMBJa5
Admin: were gonna, stand on the counters, put our sweaty but on there too, then we can shrink wrap.
Debbie downer: Do you mean the Honey Bo Bo belly jiggle?
Chefsummer: don't forget the coupons!
Audible click: which part?
Are we supposed to dress alike like Kate & Jamie? I would hate to show up in the wrong outfit.
BS. Her "lights out man" whomever he may be is a tyrant. He literally turns out the lights whether everyone is in bed or not, so says Milo.
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I doubt if it's because he's really itching to get in the sack with her, if you know what I mean!
And just to add to the party atmosphere:
Kate's 100,000 follower was @fameposers, who follows "the infamous, not so famous and talent challenged" LOL
I'm getting tipsy. Where's Skeeve?
SKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I feel like singing, "My Heart Will Go On" from "Kate's Big Tits-tanic" to Skeeve.
You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
(copied from Metrolyrics)
Over in Berks: actually it a purseboy game on who can make him say: A, put another Kate, ooops! shrimp on the barbie!
Poor delusional Milo.
miloandjack
@TrippenIn @Kateplusmy8 It will be a "madhouse" here in abt 5min....onslaught of tweets....hope Kate is mentally ready 4it all! :)
Yeah, Kate's "mentally" ready-wine will do that to you.
chefsummer said... 138
Kate is a twit said... 136
Did anyone remember bibs? We don't want to spill any food or wine on our tube tops and hooker wear.
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Bibs would go good if they match our high chairs we need to sit in.
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NO BIBS in our Happy closet! I object! And the high chairs are the ones we will stand on to swing from the ceiling! LOL!
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Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 120
By the way has anyone shrink wrapped the counters in garbage bags? Did I miss that?
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I think Dmasy and readerlady did, shaking in fear before I came back with the boxes of wine. But when I saw it, we all together unshrinkwrapped the whole kitchen and I poured them both a big glass of rumspringa and they were better. Before you got here, Admin, we each tossed one granule of sugar on the floor and now it cruches when we dance! so fun!!!!
Paul Simon's Diamonds on the Soles of Their Shoes!
Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said... 150
Ex Nurse said... 142
Hey, you guys--I might be late because I can't decide which car I should drive...
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That's ok. When you've figured that out, don't even look at the speed limit. Drive just as fast as you can.
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Right?... And don't forget to turn off your car lights while speeding.
If a mediocre cop stops you, just tell him that you are a big star.
Although, you DO know that it's not a party until the cops show up...
A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said... 145
"Can I bring my homemade chicken soup?"
Oh?! Oh?! That made me think: next to the stolen zucchini mini-loaves, I have buckets of frozen "old grandma soup", Kate's recipe. And, yes, my old grandma has been missing for a while. Why do you ask?
Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said... 150
Ex Nurse said... 142
Hey, you guys--I might be late because I can't decide which car I should drive...
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That's ok. When you've figured that out, don't even look at the speed limit. Drive just as fast as you can.
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Thanks Tweetle--I think I'll just call the police to come pick me up. Hope to be there in time for the foot-licking!
White Organza said... 168
A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said... 145
"Can I bring my homemade chicken soup?"
Oh?! Oh?! That made me think: next to the stolen zucchini mini-loaves, I have buckets of frozen "old grandma soup", Kate's recipe. And, yes, my old grandma has been missing for a while. Why do you ask?
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LOL! Now were cookin'! No pun intended!!!!
Has the party started without me? So sorry to be fashionably late...just finished up at the saloon. I mean salon. Steve's parking the Audi but I ran yes I ran all 26 miles to get here and not a drop of sweat. I don't sweat anyway I glisten.
And oh dear look at me I forgot to bring my own rumspringa. No really, LOOK AT ME, then gimme your hard earned rumspringas.
Gosselin8comefirst: did you not get the memo: slutty dress, good bra(you can stuff if you have to, we are reycling the tissue) & hooker heels and fried, bleach hair or wig.
Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8
Are you ready??? Tweet party to celebrate 100,000 followers in TEN minutes!!!
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1st she say's 10 now she say wait another ten minutes.
She just has to keep them waiting and waiting.
Sheep herder: sorry have only one piece of foil, hands have to be grubby. Taste better.
Are you guys all drunk? You're funny as hell :)
Buddy -- I swear, I have not had one drop of champagne rumspringa!
Damn--I think I'm in the wrong closet!
Dwindle bring me over that high stool there so I can cross my legs and get one of them pumping. Move over I'm in charge and don't ever forget it. JudyK can you see me from there? Oh and there will be no unauthorized photos.
Mike. Where's my mike?? I have the gift of gab ya know.
Buddy: were either Rumspringing or were at
Kateplooza, celebrating, no-non-talent on DWTS..
Gosselin8ComeFirst said... 160
Are we supposed to dress alike like Kate & Jamie? I would hate to show up in the wrong outfit.
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GASP! You can... wait for it... choose your own clothes!!!! And sombody upthread has Tshirts made for our HappyCloset party.
A few years ago, werent we all supposed to be wearing muumuus and men's tube socks? Remember that? Anyone?
Here's a big hint, in case anyone cares. I know for a fact that somewhere in Calif right now, a big country band is playing "Front Porch Lookin' In" right this minute. And the sound mix is just perfect! Naturally!
Let's take this party on a boat we can go drunk fishing for sea bass.
Remember if you have to throw up we not turning around so don't miss the buckets.
Gosselin8ComeFirst said... 160
Are we supposed to dress alike like Kate & Jamie? I would hate to show up in the wrong outfit.
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I'm wearing the same stupid red dress that Kate wore, walking around the stage to the song "Paparazzi" on DWTS.
Watch me put on my biotch face...
Thanks Tweetle--I think I'll just call the police to come pick me up. Hope to be there in time for the foot-licking!
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Whose feet are we linking? I mean licking?
"Paul Simon's Diamonds on the Soles of Their Shoes!"
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Is there room in the closet for all the members of Ladysmith Black Mambazo?
"I'm getting tipsy. Where's Skeeve?"
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Over at Milo's, calming her down!
Tate@153...Do you have a link to the NY Daily News article?
I forget. Why are we having this party?
Ex-nurse: that's where , they are keeping steeve, get out of there!
I doubt if it's because he's really itching to get in the sack with her, if you know what I mean!
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With you there, Moose.
*tosses back a large Rumspringa* Mine all mineeeee!
Hey, to have your feet licked, you have to take the black socks off first.
My Rum is bailing on my Schpringe. Sorry to leave the party so early but I have to get my beauty sleep (ie: fantasize about Dexter, sip my boxed wine, and munch on my Bella Bars). Morning and craziness x 8 comes quickly. Poor poor me. Are there any out of the country teenagers willing to babysit (er...I mean be my children's good friend) for me. You have to make your own way here. I'll leave a key under the mat because I'm not getting out of my bed until 11am tomorrow morning dammit.
Vanessa said... 107
What's going on tonight??!! Loving it! Just going to pour me some vino and keep reading!
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Oh Vanessa! I am sorry I missed your post! Earlier on we decided we were secretly happy that Kate didnt make it onto DWTS. In fact, we are closeted happy people. So we are having a party, here in the closet, to celebrate! The secret password to get in to the party is SHOPPING KART. So come on in!
We can't party to late we have a full marathon to fun.
Or at least say we did I stole the scooters from Steve backpack.
Ex Nurse said... 177
Damn--I think I'm in the wrong closet!
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Well, if Cindy and CJ are in there, then yeah, you're in the wrong closet!
Maybe Kate is reading over here. Maybe that's why her party has not started!
Hey, Kate, go to your own party!
Oh, wait---I think I'm in Auntie Ann's bathroom...
Berks Neighbor said... 188
Don't worry about the key. I'll come over and open the door!
run not fun oops.
readerlady said... 77
She keeps her face in a jar by the door, at least, the one she pretends to show her tweeties.
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readerlady, does this mean someone has to bring botox?
Over in Berks - If anyone happens to over imbibe on the rumspringa, I volunteer to be the designated driver. My BBB will be parked outside in the fire lane.
It looks like that instagram photo was taken by ted gibson, or it's on his account. I don't know how those things work...
But yes, she is in with all the other riff raff (from kart's point of view, of course) and she isn't being done by the big man himself.
And, ummm, that salon looks tiny and crowded; not luxurious at all.
No special treatment for our little kart? Oh, so sad...........
snerk
Maybe Kate passed out from all the boxed wine cause I don't see a twitter party.
Aw poor silly sheep I feel for you.-(not really)
All right, if you all are gonna, so am I. I am going to go uncork a nice bottle of Echo Domani. Somebody save me some of that lovely mac and cheese with lobster... Be right back.
Wow. that's a long 10 mins Kate!
I hope someone with twitter access reports on the numbers who make it to Kate's late night twitter party, guess she thinks no one could possiby watching the Olympics Opening Ceremony on tv. Probably because she is totally clueless as to what goes on in the real world. Hmmm, Jamie and kids are gone, G8 are most likely with Dad this weekend, so Kate and her new fry- do is either phoning it in from a hotel room or just got home and needs to open a fresh wine bx before her party. The party to celebrate purchasing more twitter friends.
Shopping Kart!
Are you ready??? Tweet party to celebrate 100,000 followers in TEN minutes!!! 19 minutes ago
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Party starts in 10 minutes 19 minutes ago. And not one tweet.
I wonder if the password at her twittiparty is "rumspringa".
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