Dang, even Jodie Foster is now describing child stardom as the 'cruelty of a life lived as a moving target' and says you have to 'submerge beneath the foul air and breathe through a straw.' Holy moly.
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I don't care if I turned out just fine, you idiots, child stardom still SUCKS: Foster says when she worked with Stewart on The Panic Room, she tried to get Stewart's mother to talk young Kristen out of acting. |
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Oh, snap. Turns out Jodie Foster thinks child stardom is just as horrendous as we've always tried to tell you it is. |
The former child star, so-often cited by naive pro-child exploiters as a "success story" and proof child stardom is not that bad after all, is finally done with playing nice after another former child star, Kristen Stewart, has spent the past few weeks having an
unfortunate misstep plastered all over the tabloids. Foster has pretty much avoi
ded the typical pitfalls of former child stars. The drugs, the partying, the depression, the reckless behavior, the affairs .... well, there was that little presidential assassination attempt that was pretty much all about her, but otherwise, she came through her childhood fairly unscathed despite working since she was three years old and having no memory of ever not being famous.
But, now Foster flat out says there is no way she would want to be a child star in today's culture. In fact, she would call for someone to help lead her out of it (Oh, you mean like Aunt Jodi tried to?): "I would only hope that someone who loved me, really loved me, would put their arm around me and lead me away to safety."
Foster has been rather polite and tight lipped about child stardom previously, however she recently described her mother, who managed her career, as a "mostly negative influence in my life."
An absolute must read:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/08/15/jodie-foster-blasts-kristen-stewart-robert-pattinson-break-up-spectacle.html
1801 sediments (sic) from readers:
«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 1801 Newer› Newest»chefsummer-I love the prayer that your little kitty is saying.
We are a spontaneous combustion of avatars and blue names. Quite exciting.
Again no out left at all, no qualification that you should get youtube that is IF the kids want their lives publicly exposed again.
The twins are nearly 12. Prime age to be mortified. And certainly old enough to have a say.
Call Me Crazy said... 162
Blue, blue, our world is blue ... ♫
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Neil Diamond... Forever in blue jeans...
Remona
OK...get ready for my tale of woe. I made a very spicy Bloody Mary, and was feeling sorry for myself that everyone else BRAGS!!! about how easy it is to turn blue, and yet I can't seem to accomplish such a simple thing. So...I decided to comfort myself and made some biscuits and sausage gravy to have with my Bloody Mary. (Yes...made real biscuits)...and ate every single drop.
Belly full of comfort food, I came back to lurk, and saw the link to set up a NEW google account, so I could then be blue Remona.
Don't even ask whatinthehell happened, but I think it somehow involved those squiggly letters, but then again who knows? I keep getting the same thing...type whatever that says, and name and password. Over and over.
Suddenly, I'm getting ALERTS from Gmail that someone may be attempting to hijack my account!! To protect me, Gmail has frozen my REGULAR account, which I didn't want to use here!! There is this page to fill out so Gmail can verify that I am really me. However, they have also decided that they don't care what I say my password is, it is not the correct one. (Actually, that doesn't surprise me, because I really don't know either...which password for which time I filled something out..and if I don't know what I said, why should I expect them to know?)
So...I continue to blunder around and finally am allowed to change my password, and after jumping through a few more hoops, I am finally allowed to access my REGULAR Gmail account, only w/a new password.
All that confusion, and all I accomplished was being frozen out of my regular gmail account and getting a new password, which I didn't even want!!
I think I'll just be Scarlett Remona for a while, and encourage everyone to go blue, and Admin can get rid of Anonymous for good. I'll still enjoy reading the snark and fall over laughing at so many funny comments. I can lurk the way I did for years, and life will go on.
Sincere thanks to all of you for your patience and attempts to lead me through the maze of my incompetence!
Remona
Hi Folks,
I'll be happy to change my name to blue too, but I am not sure how to do it. Do I do that on Google? If so, I am not sure how. I already have a Google Acct and password, but I don't want that to show up with my real name here. Could one of you kind folks please help this technologically challenged southerner? I may not comment a lot, but I so enjoy reading here and "hanging out" with you all.
Remona, you aren't anonymous anymore. I got lost in a similar maze about a year ago. I needed my son to get me out and set up what is now my account. Maybe you have a computer "smart" friend who can re-set and get you going. Those biscuits sound yummy.
Remona said... 7
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Dear Raven Remona;
THAT was hysterical! LOL!! I am sorry this is not working for you just yet, but dont you dare leave us! As far as I am concerned you can continue to be onyx Remona, dont stop posting!!! Not after all that effort and good biscuits!
signed
Barely blue Dwindle
Remona, yes, I initially tried to do what you were doing and I realized I had to make a new gmail account. I didn't want to use my regular gmail account because that uses part of my real name. So I went into gmail and made a new gmail account using this not-real name.
Remona. Please don't go back to lurking. I enjoy your comments.
Remona: You're not alone..no go for me either...I will do what Dmsay did & ask my son tomorrow!
My passwords weren't acceptable and my e-mail account was not verified? Huh? I use it ALL the time! Geez, I can usually figure things out so this is annoying. I am eager to put my dog's photo on as my avatar...:)
Call me Crazy...I had to enlarge your photo to see what it was. Ha Ha. Everyone, check it out. Crazy did something clever and funny!
Dwindle said... 6
Neil Diamond... Forever in blue jeans...
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Crystal Gale ... Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
OK. WHO started this?!? ☺
Ha, Ha. Thanks, Dmasy. I figured I should leave you exclusive rights to the toilet paper!
As I recall, it took my savvy son (Flight Aware guy!) quite a few steps to straighten me out. I think he "erased" all my attempts. Backed google up to blank and started all over. I remember all the messages about my failed passwords, etc.
Don't give up hope. It can be done.
I am really enjoying all the clever photos.
I have an older Google Account, and if I want to change the name that shows up when I comment I go to edit my profile, and change the display name. You can also add or change a picture on that page.
However, Google has changed a lot of things since I signed up-so I really can't help those with newer accounts.
Remona, do you still have that account that came up as "Unknown"? If you can log into it, you might be able to enter a display name by going to the edit profile page. If you can get to that page, enter "Remona" where it says "Display Name", then scroll down and click on "Save".
I'm not sure how to do it if you have a newer account. My account is almost 2 years old.
@Kateplusmy8 Get YouTube channel (free) make 10 min vids of kids yourself. Ads on vids make $ and keep kids in public eye. Check it out.
Kids in public eye? What is wrong with these people? Good grief, they are the most stupid people on this planet!
I still want to know why everyone's blue is bluer than my blue! No luck with the avatar. It keeps telling me it's "corrupt."
"She wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet was the night
Softer than satin was the light
From the stars"
Bobby Vinton!
If you click on someone's blue name to see their profile, even if you click on your own name, you will then see a lighter color blue for them.
Call Me Crazy-great avatar!!
I was the one who said we need a theme song--but you gave me the idea when you posted
"Blue, blue, our world is blue ... ♫"
Over in Kate's County said ... 19
No luck with the avatar. It keeps telling me it's "corrupt."
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Kate's County, the problem might be that the picture file you are trying to load is corrupted or an unsupported format. Maybe you can do a test. When you go to Edit Profile and scroll down to Profile Photo, click Browse and just select a photo from the Samples folder in your picture library. See if you get the same message.
Remona, I feel for you! You know that box where it says to enter the letters to prove you're not a robot, or Stepford Wife, or whatever it is? There was nothing in the box!
Money talks
but it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk.
And long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
forever in blue jeans.
Honey's sweet.
But it ain't nothing next to baby's treat.
And if you pardon me
I'd like to say
we'll do okay
forever in blue jeans.
Neil Diamond
Can anyone explain how you can write a book on an Iphone? Wouldn't it have to be a pretty small book? Wouldn't it use up a lot of memory? A fan asked Kate if she plans on writing a new book and Kate replied:
Kate Gosselin@Kateplusmy8
@hiswife04 I'm writing fourth now.. On my iPhone as usual :)
Another Bobby Vinton "blue" song: "Blue On Blue"
Blue On blue,
Heartache on heartache.
BLue On blue,
Now that we are through.
Blue on blue,
Heartache on heartache
And I find I can't
Get over losing you.
So many blue names! Great!
Marie -- You have cats, right? If you do, PLEASE do not use essential oils to banish your spiders. Many essential oils are toxic to cats. The baking soda or the borax are fine with cats.
Angie -- What a great post. I agree with nearly everything you said, except that Jon and Kate didn't love each other. Jon clearly loved KK, at least in the early days of the show. I think he grew to despise her and to fear her later, but initially there was definitely love. I think KK loved what Jon represented -- money, a name, someone "exotic" to father her children, but whether she ever loved the man himself, I have doubts.
Remona, I second (or third or 4th or whatever). Please don't go back to lurkdom. We'll find some way to get you a Google account. You have so much to contribute.
Chefsummer -- LOVE the kitty avatar. Did you find that on I Can Has Cheezburger? They have some really cute and funny pix there.
Dmasy said... 14
Call me Crazy...I had to enlarge your photo to see what it was. Ha Ha. Everyone, check it out. Crazy did something clever and funny!
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Yes, she did! And no van!
Ah so!! Reading of others getting hung up in the same mess does make me feel better. The weird thing is that I've been online since 1/1/97, and got my gmail account way back when you had to be invited to join!! I will also admit that I'm older than dirt, and many people are surprised to learn that I'm online (due to my age)
I'm not much interested in doing much other than read, so haven't made any effort to learn all the stuff you can do...reading and lurking fills my internet needs.
I'm not leaving. I might try going to Unknown and see if I can edit it...but not today. Scarlett Remona says that tomorrow is another day!!
Whoever laughed at my shit damn hell shouldn't apologize....I was laughing too!!
Remona(Still not blue)
If you're talking to your ghost writer on your "iPhone" I guess that is "writing your book on your iPhone."
Cruisin Just As Fast As She Can Now said... 23
Remona, I feel for you! You know that box where it says to enter the letters to prove you're not a robot, or Stepford Wife, or whatever it is? There was nothing in the box!
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Oh, my! Cruisin, if you click on the circular arrow below the word verification window, it should give you new words. Hopefully some words will appear. If they do, it might take a bunch of tries to get words you can decipher.
Whats going on.....hearing that kate was paid a visit by and questioned today by the humane society.....and this was not the first time.....
I'm a very infrequent poster but an almost daily reader...just noticed all the avatar fun you all were having so I picked one too....Kate's throne! that IMHO she has been thankfully knocked off of :)
Rachel - that's a great avatar!
Hello Rachel. Love your white, plastic chair. Brilliant!
Once a Viewer said... 13
Remona: You're not alone..no go for me either...I will do what Dmsay did & ask my son tomorrow!
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Dont give up, Once a Viewer! Hope we 'see' you tomorrow?
This is such a great group. You all are amazing, each one of you. Look what we did tonight!! And look how hard some others TRIED!!! Once a Viewer broke a sweat and Remona is in near a stupor!
Admin, if you try to tell someone about this they either wont believe you or they just wont get it.
I am off for the night, not sure if I will sleep or not, but tomorrow morning is big deal here (the new job) and I intend to face it with joy and encouragement. At 5:45.
So I am going to bed and taking Brother Odd with me and I will see you all tomorrow!
Bluuuuueee.... lalala bluuuuuuee....
How come Kate or her tweeties aren't going crazy about Kate reaching 15,000 tweets?
Could it be that they don't want to bring attention to how much time she spends on twitter?
Thanks! I Googled "Kate Gosselin white chair" thinking there might be a good one of her sitting in the driveway "lording" over her subjects and never once getting up off her behind to actually play with her kids....but I digress...anyway didn't find a really good one so just went with the chair.
btw...there are so many awesomely bad pics of Kate I got distracted for a few minutes - like staring at a car wreck....you can't look away :)
Kat said... 31
Whats going on.....hearing that kate was paid a visit by and questioned today by the humane society.....and this was not the first time.....
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I hope that poor dog can be placed somewhere he's treated decently.
Dwindle--Good luck to your hubby on his first day on the new job!
Testing...because I want to be blue, too...
Testing, looking for my cake picture to show up.
kateplusmy8
I'd love to stay and read and comment,but I am getting back into back to school bedtime routine myself after the official 'tuck in' X8! GN!
siggyelizabeth
@Kateplusmy8 Opps 4got to say goodluck with the back to school 530am... YAWN! Lol :-)
mydmaxx
@Kateplusmy8 Sleep well & sweet dreams till 5:30am!!
What's Kate talking about? School doesn't start tomorrow!
Wait a minute! I get it. It's Kate's carefully-crafted words again. She doesn't say that school starts tomorrow, just that she's getting back into the routine, thus leading on the sheeple so she gets sympathy for a 5:30 wake-up!
No, that was not my kitty.
I decided to go with the theme here and choose something a little more Katish.
Sorry...I want to test my picture now...so that I am officially part of the Smurf crowd....
When I come to this blog using IE, some blue names are darker than others. When I use Chrome they're all the same shade. Weird.
Also, I didn't know that in Chrome there's a spell checker for the comment box. Cool. Think I'll use Chrome from now on to post.
Kat said... 31
Whats going on.....hearing that kate was paid a visit by and questioned today by the humane society.....and this was not the first time.....
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You heard it, or read it? Why was the Humane Society called out?
Didn't Kate say long ago that she got the kids up early several days before the first day of school to get them used to getting up early and going to bed early? I know several parents who do that; it makes the real first day a lot easier on everyone.
Thought I should change my avatar to match the Kate theme.
OK Kate, you lazy perfidious bitch;now that you've organized a uniform closet how about dressing the younger children in appropriate sizes? Those poor kids look like ragamuffins in those too large uniforms.
Hey, Admin, could we get a post with bullet point updates on the Gosselin drama? Just so it's a little easier to navigate?
I'm trying hard not to complain but it does take a few to get thru some of the offtopic stuff!
I love how everyone is using pictures related to Kate. I do have one earnest request however. Please, please do not use any pictures that Kate has tweeted of anything she cooked. It was bad enough looking at them the first time around.
The 4th of July cake picture is fine-because Kate did not make that one.
Didn't Kate say long ago that she got the kids up early several days before the first day of school to get them used to getting up early and going to bed early? I know several parents who do that; it makes the real first day a lot easier on everyone.
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Could be, but if she just tucked them in, then they didn't get to bed early!
Good luck with the new job Mr. Dwindle.
Love the globe Fidosmommy.
Giggling over the avatars here and my DH is wondering what's up. He just asked if I'm on Facebook.
Kat said... 31
Whats going on.....hearing that kate was paid a visit by and questioned today by the humane society.....and this was not the first time.....
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Now she going to blame them for taking the dog if they did.
Dmasy, you sound like a lovely woman and please thank your son personally for Flight Aware.
My own son had to fly once to visit his sperm donor and I was glued to my seat pressing refresh over and over again. Seriously, that's an awesome program!
Crazy said - Oh, my! Cruisin, if you click on the circular arrow below the word verification window, it should give you new words. Hopefully some words will appear. If they do, it might take a bunch of tries to get words you can decipher.
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I don't need new words. I just need words! The box is BLANK. Nothing. Clicking does NOTHING! It must be me...
I want to see if this works, and if this is a picture that someone is looking for. If it is and you like this one I can give you the link and you can take the picture. I don't really need it.
Could somebody give me explicit instructions on how to get an avatar? I'm not on disability or retired, but I am old...perhaps that's my problem?????
Hey, look at this old article about halfway down the page and the picture of Kate down on the right in the grey sweater. Look how pretty and natural she looked and how small her boobs were.
http://www.pennlive.com/events/index.ssf/2009/05/10-week/
I love Flight Aware! I use it all the time. It's the only one that's really accurate!
Twitter people are going on and on about Kate getting the kids to bed late, rushing around in the morning, what she's making for breakfast, etc. I guess they misunderstood her tweet! :)
Kat said... 31
Whats going on.....hearing that kate was paid a visit by and questioned today by the humane society.....and this was not the first time.....
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The non-fan on twitter who has been posting about the Humane Society being there, tweeted earlier that someone should call the Humane Society to check on Shoka. She lives in Canada. She also tweeted the phone number to call.
Nobody has said they called(doubt they would admit it if they did)and I also doubt anyone did. So I would take the whole thing with a grain of salt. Some of them just make empty threats and never follow up on them.
Am I blue, am I blue
Ain’t these tears in my eyes telling you
Am I blue, you'd be too
If each plan with your man done fell through.
Am I Blue-Billie Holiday
@Berks Residence,
1. Go to the internet
2. Google or Yahoo home pages
3. Click on the Image tab at the top of the screen
4. Type in the name of the image you desire
5. Open just the image
6. Right click on it
7. Scroll down the the “Save button,”
8. Save it with a name (i.e. kateschair)
9. On your computer go to Pictures
10. Open the picure link under “inset”
11. Make sure your picture is saved there pull it up by typing in the name
12. Sign into your gmail or other account on 15 minutes
13. Open he Dashboard section
14. Click on your name in black on the upper right side of screen
15. Pull arrow tab down it will say “Blog profile,” in blue
16. Click on that
17. Click on, “Edit Profile” in orange on the right side of screen
18. Scroll down to “Profile Picture,” on your screen
19. It will say, “Add image from your computer,” Click on that
20. When your Picture section opens look for the picture you saved
21. Click on it and it will attach it
22. Once it is attached go to bottom of screen and you will see, “Save Profile,”
23. Once you do that click on the, “View updated profile,”
24. Or you can then log out and log back in and make a quick post
Your image should be then attached.
Avatar check.
I love Flight Aware too! I have told so many people about it, my daughter was able to follow her fiance through a 4 country business trip to Asia. It was very comforting to her to watch the little plane. Great job, Dmasy's son!
Just testing to see if my new avatar shows up. Since so many posters are going to something KK related, I thought I would, too.
Berks Resident
If you click on your name on one of your posts it will take you directly to your Blogger profile. In the upper right is a button that says Edit Profile. Click on that. About halfway down the page is your profile picture. You can add one from your computer or from the Internet. Hope that helps.
Still having avatar problems!
Ladies - One more word on spiders - many of you may remember that your mom would spray Aqua Net hairspray on her hair to achieve that helmet head look. Well as a military wife who has lived all over the world and encountered more bugs than I'd care to think about, spray Aqua Net on a spider or scorpion and it will "freeze" them so that your husband can dispose of later. They may move a bit after the initial spray but will stop once the hairspray sets. I'm sure any hairspray will work but I use Aqua Net. My method? Spray, scream and run!
Berks Resident said... 60
I'll tell you what I did-others may have done it differently. First, I thought what kind of picture I wanted. I decided I wanted a pool, so I googled "pool". When I got to the results page, I clicked on "Images" on the top menu of the Google page. After I found a picture I liked, I copied it and pasted the picture file on my PC(My pictures). I found this easier than finding the correct URL for the picture.
Then I went to my Google profile, and where it said add photo, I clicked on "from my computer" and clicked browse. I found the picture in my photo file, then clicked "Open". That brought the picture into my google profile page. Then I scrolled down to the bottom of the page and clicked on "Save". At that point, I was done and I had a picture.
As I said before, I'm not sure if it works the same for newer google accounts, but that's how it worked for me.
Just testing to see if I can get to blue too.
This is nuts! I need a drink.
Okay, the browse in my computer worked. It put the photo on my profile page. I clicked submit, but it didn't show up here. What am I doing wrong?
Ladies - One more word on spiders - many of you may remember that your mom would spray Aqua Net hairspray on her hair to achieve that helmet head look.
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Yes, Mom used that, and when her head itched, she'd have to scratch it with a pencil. At least I now know there were no spiders nesting in there!
I am having a problem with posting. It either doesn't show up at all or shows up hours later. Sometimes I will see it and then it disappears. Anyone know why? Hopefully I am blue now too. I want to be in the popular group too:(
Over In Kate's County said... 77
Did you click on "Save Profile" at the bottom of your profile page?
I was just over on my daughter's FB page, and she posted her about her half marathon results. As I'm writing a comment on her post, I almost felt like I was one of Kate's tweeties tweeting how great she was when she ran.
Reminder--I said "almost".
By the way, thanks to all who offered their Congrats to my daughter.
I am loving all the new, awesome avatars!
Such a clever, clever bunch!
Hoping I am blue.......
I think I have always had a blue name. But, I'm not sure. Here's my new avatar! :)
Someone on twitter posted a link to Craigslist where someone is trying to sell an autographed copy of Eight Little Faces for, get this, $ 30!
I wonder which sheeple will snap it up first.
"Here sheeple, sheeple, sheeple"....
I don't need new words. I just need words! The box is BLANK. Nothing. Clicking does NOTHING! It must be me...
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Sorry, Cruisin. I'm stumped. If the window remains blank even after you refresh it, I don't think it's anything you are doing wrong.
As soon as I can get to a real computer I am going to try for a Kate themed avatar. I can't do it on my iPad.
Good luck to Mr. Dwindle as he starts his new job tomorrow.
Did you click on "Save Profile" at the bottom of your profile page?
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Yes, and I'm starting to get really ticked off! Here is sit, with all of these degrees, and I can't get an avatar up there!
It's showing up on my profile page, clear as bell. I clicked save profile. What am I doing wrong?
YES! Success! It's an Angry Birds Good Bra!
Over In Kate's County--Yay! You did it! I just love your avatar.
This is almost as much fun as the party was.
avatar check.
Another teen getting on the "let's send Kate a gift bandwagon". First Emily, then Paige and now Austin.
Austin Martin
@Kateplusmy8 I'm working on a little goodie mail package for you guys!! Lol
If they were really smart and want to get Kate to a meet and greet, they should all tell Kate they have gifts for her, but she has to come and pick them up.
Griftopia-
Ha ha-Nurse Ratched! Good choice!
@Kateplusmy8 I'm working on a little goodie mail package for you guys!! Lol
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It never stops they're just going to keep sending her stuff,
Dwindle said... 24
Money talks
but it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk.
And long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
forever in blue jeans.
Honey's sweet.
But it ain't nothing next to baby's treat.
And if you pardon me
I'd like to say
we'll do okay
forever in blue jeans.
Neil Diamond
I just saw Neil in concert last night at The Greek Theater in LA celebrating his 40th anniversary of his Hot August Night album, it was an amazing concert and of course he sang Forever In Blue Jeans.
Testing the avatar, I'm never sure what's going to happen when I click "Save".
test...just wanted to see I was blue too.
I may have a picture now. Fingers and toes crossed.
I had company this weekend so didn't get to follow. I don't know that I can possibly catch up on all I missed. I do see that there are a lot signing up at Google and adding avatars which I think is a good idea. Although I already was using Google you have inspired me to change avatars. I hope I'm not using one that someone else has claimed. Posting this as a test to make sure that my avatar did change.
LMAO @ Nurse Cratchet. Good one Griftopia.
bhappylovelaugh
@Kateplusmy8 Tomorrow will be a long day for you & emotional. Keep smiling & living positive. You're a proud mom with 8 great kids. ((hugs))
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Isn't this the one who is so connected to Kate - knows how she thinks, and is a best friend until the very end? Kate didn't call her and tell her that school doesn't start tomorrow?
One last time before I go to bed.
Remona
Sigh. Nite all
Remona
I am just checking to see if I can get to blue. I want to be in with the in crowd too:)
Remona, tomorrow will be a better day. An avatar awaits you, I'm sure.
To all: your avatars are all terrific. Straw,
fire lanes, 3 grapes....yep, all great choices.
All we need now is the BBB, a cupcake and jug of Juicy Juice. HA!
Remona-are you clicking on the google account choice in the drop down box?
Choose Google Account-type something in the comment box and then click preview-not publish. Then you can see if it's working or not.
Hey carezee, you are blue, da ba dee, da ba di!
fidosmommy, I certainly hope you have not been peeling that globe!
Hang in there, Remona. You will get it worked out.
Good luck to Mr. Dwindle.
I'm having a serious case of avatar envy. Does anyone know if a photo on an ipad can be uses?
This is funny! A YouTube parody of Kate by DrCoolSex. Someone on Twitter posted the link so I can't take credit for finding it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CJQcKvJtV2Q
Testing new avatar. Is this too much?
Ex Nurse 113, If it works the same as a computer then yes, when you go into Blogger to set up it has an area where you can select a picture for your avatar you click browse and you can go into the folder where the picture is located and double click on the picture you want to use.
fidosmommy, I certainly hope you have not been peeling that globe!"
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I've had way too much to drink. I thought you wrote, "I certainly hope you have not been peeing on that globe"
I decided to change my avatar. Rather than show just a pool, I decided to show the pool and the rest of the "mine, all, mine" house.
Didn't like how that one came out-let's try this one.
Decided to go back to the original one.
So excited. I am blue and I have an avatar with my favorite flowers, pansies. I just want you to know how much I love this blog. I am not witty like the rest of you. But I love to read what you all have to say and sometimes like to put in my two cents worth. Thanks admin for such a wonderful blog that we can come and get all kinds of info and recipes and just have fun together.
Call me crazy I am blue and have an avatar and a trashcan. I have moved up in the world! Life is good. It's the little things that make me happy:)
Heide - Ballbuster! You guys are cracking me up! And the good bra! The Globe lesson...OMG too funny!
Oh heck all of them are hilarious. No wonder Kate went to bed early. Poor thing.
Carazee I dont know why but your comments often ended up in spam. Sorry about that. For whatever reason spam was stuck on you. I think blue comments are less likely to go to spam--added benefit.
Thank you everyone for going blue. I should have pushed for this earlier.
You guys are cracking me up with the avatars. Sheesh I leave for one evening!
I see Auntie Anne has the three grapes covered, I brought the two tortilla chips. Dig in!
Testing for blue!
KT thinks her little fan club LOVES, LOVES HER, HER, HER, when all they really want to do is get at the kids. I would be curious to see if given the chance to meet the kids at point A, or KT alone at point B, how many would go to point A. I am thinking every last one of them would go to point A.
I see some great new avatars have been added overnight. Love it! Wish I could come up with something more creative than a stick of gum. Fidosmommy -- I thought about using a cupcake, but decided the gum showed off KK's evil side better. Heide -- LOVE the "ballbuster" avatar! And the Angry Birds bra, Kate's Country. is hilarious. Janet -- I'm "jellus" you got to see Neil Diamond! He does such a great concert. It's been years since I've been to one, though.
Dwindle -- Hope the DH got off to the new job okay and that it goes well for him. Have a celebration (another one!) tonight.
Remona -- Hang in there. We'll find a way to get you with the program.
Admin -- Hope this helps you find a way to get rid of the drive-by trolls.
Hey readerlady, how about a coupon for coupongate? "YOU didn't use a COUPON!" Or you could use a lot of exclamation points. Of course there is always the RV trip with the coffemate or pizza. She has given us lots of evil sides to choose from.......
I crack myself up. Check out that great avatar!
Trying to get "in the blue" -- was posting as babsy, but name was taken, so now I'm pooshanella23
seeing if the new avatar works...
Okay, changed my avatar. What do y'all think?
SaraMRN -- I agree, all those events showed KK's "evilness", but, to me, screaming in your hysterical toddler son's face about throwing away his "lovey" because of a miniscule speck of easily removable gum, to the point where your 7 year old daughter has to defend and comfort him, is the worst.
I love love love all the avatars, but I have to say I think my favorite is the three grapes! (With these little pictures at first I thought they might be avocado pits heehee)
OT: For those who helped me out yesterday with my little Molly, she is going to the doctor in an hour. I will report in afterwards.
Sorry to those who do not care for the OT posts. I chose to post about my dog really because I have read all the beautiful animal stories that my fellow posters have shared over the months, and I thought who better to ask. I apologize if it meant having to weed through to get to the good stuff, I will try to post a big OT if it happens again.
If you all prefer not to post OT topics, I will certainly abide by that!
Testing to see if my avitar changed....
So many nice avatars!
Readerlady - I used the wooden drawer knob because like the gum on the lovey she was at her worst when she was screaming in those little boys' faces because the knob was had come off the dresser. The happy dance when she left was priceless...I wonder if they still do that happy dance.
NJGAL -- I agree. The whole time she was in those poor boys' faces I was thinking "How does she KNOW someone took the knob off?" My kitchen cabinet knobs come off all the time. It's no big deal to screw them back on again. And you know there's no way she'd ever apologize to them if she found out later that it had come off on it's own accord. Problem is, there are just too many incidents that show her evil side and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy too few that show any tenderness or affection or genuine feeling.
Berks Resident - I think that there are only a few on here that don't like the OT. I for one don't mind at all and as long as Admin doesn't mind those who do can scroll past. With yesterday's topic I did a little research and found out that the liquid medicine that we'd always tried to force down an unwilling bulldog came in pill form. I ordered some to have on hand. I hope that everything goes well with your Molly.
Infrequent poster just claiming this avatar photo as MINE ALL MINE!
Oh my, c word, I think you've captured her true essence. I don't recall ever seeing that picture, but it certainly shows her true personality to perfection, doesn't it?
It does, doesn't it?
Readerlady,
I agree with you 100%. I am sure she screamed at those kids more than we will ever know. It makes me so angry that she was blessed with 8 count 'em 8 healthy children and daily there are women who can't conceive or who have children that need around the clock care. I personnally do not like her grifting but the way she treats her kids makes me angry.
I suffered from infertility and after a few years was finally able to conceive with the help of fertilty drugs. Although I would love to have had 4 children I was blessed with two and thank God everyday that they are healthy and productive members of society. I am sure I became upset with my children while raising them but I can never remember yelling at them the way K-hate did.
And while I am ranting, I really wish she had left Shoka with the breader. I hope the kids do play with him but I am afraid he is just another ploy by K-hate to make herself look "good" in the eyes of her kids and the public. It was a big FAIL!
My coffee-in-hand-morning-check-in here took extra long because of all the laughing. An overnight blue explosion! The avatars and nothing less than brilliant!
WE are a crazy and wonderful bunch of people.
Mr. Dwindle -- have a wonderful first day on your new job. Did Mrs. Dwindle pack a lunch for you with a note tucked inside?
I want to hear how little Molly is after her vet appt. I am sure I am not the only one.
I have learned so much from the OT posts here. In my opinion, they are what makes this blog so addictive. Kate all the time would be boring and depressing.
Thank you for all the Flight Aware compliments. Son and 2 friends started a hobby page to track each other while taking flying lessons. That "hobby" is now the popular site. They employ over 2 dozen computer wizards. Main office is in Houston with a satellite office in NY. Sorry - just having a mom moment!
I've decided to change my user name. It's still appropriate.
Testing to see if my new picture shows up.
All these avatars are hilarious! Can't wait to join you- have to wait on my son's schedule :( My DD tried and we just got the squiggly words over & over...I refuse to be defeated !!
Is there a uniform pic somewhere? or just an assumption from her usual practice?
Hope Shoka is ok.
..maybe Stephanie can help- she is still only 2.8 miles away and managed to post HER photo!
Once a Viewer, 150 -- I thought I had laughed myself out, then your post. I have tears in my eyes. Funny. Hope you are blue soon.
We are all BLUE-ti-ful.
I love all the avatars! Especially the ANGRY BIRDS GOOD BRA! That is incredibly funny! I know someone that would make a great gag gift for.
Can't decide what I want to be. Maybe Saint Tony of DWTS since I am a big fan. Or maybe the beach or beach house. I will work on it tonight
Let's Throw Tomatos and Twittering and Twattering please email me ASAP to claim your prizes or I will have to give them away to one of these other silly-heads!
As for everyone else, you've earned the right to go off topic. Carry on.
Let's Throw Tomatos and Twittering and Twattering please email me ASAP to claim your prizes or I will have to give them away to one of these other silly-heads!
As for everyone else, you've earned the right to go off topic. Carry on.
NJGAL -- I agree. The whole time she was in those poor boys' faces I was thinking "How does she KNOW someone took the knob off?" My kitchen cabinet knobs come off all the time. It's no big deal to screw them back on again. And you know there's no way she'd ever apologize to them if she found out later that it had come off on it's own accord.
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I thought the same thing with the globe peeling. She assumes the worst with her kids. She never assumed maybe it just tore off itself from normal wear and tear.
Even when one of the tups finally fessed up after all the guilt tripping, I still wonder if that tup wasn't playing with it nicely only to have it come loose and then they just got a little curious, peeled it back, and uh-oh. I never saw anything particularly sinister about that incident which is why it was so darn creepy and sad. What's the most sad is that the Tup doesn't have the kind of relationship with Kate where they are comfortable immediately approaching her and saying look mom I was just playing with it and this happened. I never remember being scared to tell my parents when something was broken. They were the nice big people who would fix it.
@96....nurse Rachet is hysterical...they are all funny as hell...ballbuster is another fav...
Avatar check.
I see Deanna went private on her twitter. She was probably getting some nasty stuff sent her way. That's what happens when you have Kate for a friend. She's kind of like the gift that keeps on giving. You know which one I'm talking about.
Admin... can you delete my comment @155. I created a new profile with less information. Thanks!
Testing...
Facacta modern technology has me in a tizzy.
BTW, this is Pink typing.
As of today, Sassy Lassy is my Google name.
Sassy Lassy said... 160
Testing...
Facacta modern technology has me in a tizzy.
BTW, this is Pink typing.
As of today, Sassy Lassy is my Google name.
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Hey, Pink! Er um Sassy Lassy! I like your pic coz it will help remind me of who you are/were. I dont adjust easily; hehe.
Oh thanks Rhymes for reminding us about Deadliest Catch, which is TLC's parent Discovery's show.
I pulled this quote from an old post we did on it:
"Earlier this month we posted about the news that the Deadliest Catch Hillstrand brothers were being sued by Discovery for a whopping $3 million. The dispute is allegedly over the brothers failing to complete a spin-off series."
Discovery/TLC has no history of respecting their subjects' rights to quit and for Eilenn O'Neil to pretend that this history of MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUITS when people wanted to walk off doesn't exist is disingenuous at best. Not only does DIscovery/TLC not respect their subjects' rights to not participate but they sue them when they want off. Come off it Eileen.
Love, love the avatars! I struggled with using either a lettuce leaf or Franzia but Franzia won. This particular picture is of the morning after Kate's pricey Hollywood lawyers told her that there was nothing more they could do about Gosselinbook. (Hey GB? What's gong on with that?)
I was also going to post pictures of the mountains of laundry in my laundry room and complain that I have no help this week, but that would be incredibly shallow, vapid, ridiculous and low class. Who would DO that? Oh yeah... Kate.
Sweet we've got the grapes and tortilla chips and ice-cream, now we can wash it down with boxed wine. Thanks Wayward!
I am loving all of the avatars...so much creativity here!
As I await with baited breath Kate's Monday CC posting (yeah, right...), I had to take a moment to post...I'm usually a lurker, but I love the wit and wisdom that is at this blog!
My avatar - I was going to be the July 4th cake, but saw it was already taken - so I took the Juicy Juice. It's MINE, ALL MINE - and I threaten everyone with penalty of severeness if you swipe it.
AuntieAnn said... 158
I see Deanna went private on her twitter. She was probably getting some nasty stuff sent her way. That's what happens when you have Kate for a friend. She's kind of like the gift that keeps on giving. You know which one I'm talking about.
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Yes, I do. Sigh. That person who sends the nasty stuff makes the rounds and bears watching. Do not let your guard down, Auntie.
Did anyone else do hooker shoes? As a bonus, mine are pink.
"The recent actions of Discovery Communications are an astonishing and shameful instance of arrogance and greed run amok," the Hillstrand's attorney said.
Don't you just love the internet for saving stuff like this?
Dwindle said... 161
Sassy Lassy said... 160
Testing...
Facacta modern technology has me in a tizzy.
BTW, this is Pink typing.
As of today, Sassy Lassy is my Google name.
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Hey, Pink! Er um Sassy Lassy! I like your pic coz it will help remind me of who you are/were. I dont adjust easily; hehe.
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Hehehe ;o)
BTW, I love your "BLUE" Superman(woman) emblem- very cool.
KAT said... 156
@96....nurse Rachet is hysterical...they are all funny as hell...ballbuster is another fav...
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Is her name Ratchet? I called her Nurse Cratchet in an earlier post. How embarrassing. Sorry Griftopia.
TLC stinks said... 167
Did anyone else do hooker shoes? As a bonus, mine are pink.
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Love the pink hooker shoes, TLC.
Did you use a coupon to buy them, or were they grifted?
Admin I wondered what had happened to some of my comments. I am glad that I have left spamland and have entered "reality". Now maybe I will get busy and start writing my fourth book on my iphone (that I don't own) as usual. Because we all know how quickly we can type out a book on a phone. Perhaps that is why it is taking her so long to finish writing her book.
Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 153
Let's Throw Tomatos and Twittering and Twattering please email me ASAP to claim your prizes or I will have to give them away to one of these other silly-heads!
As for everyone else, you've earned the right to go off topic. Carry on.
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sniffle... she love us.... sniffle
I was very happy this AM and then I logged on here and now I am happy AND silly. ON A MONDAY! isnt there a rule against that somewhere?
OH MY!
Morning ladies. LOVE seeing all the avatars and all the Blue Bloods :-)
Another avatar check. Asics Gel Kayano
The snarky creativity here is outstanding.
One great avatar after another. Now, a tanning bed! Kate has been profiled.
Wonder what she will think when she checks in?
For all the moms with children starting school this week -- good luck to your chicks during their new school year.
OK, trying to go blue here...how did those of you with only one name get that to work in Google? (I kept getting "enter your full name", hence the space in my koopdedoo!)
I think it's safe to say when there are THIS many jokes about you that the choice of aviators is endless, that you are, well, a joke.
Snort! Wheeze! Giggle! Snarfle! Y'all are soooo funny and clever. I love all the avatars we're coming up with. We've pretty well got KK pegged. All we need is a fishing boat in high seas and a coupon (Thanks SaraMRN), and we have all the bases covered. Well, maybe a Starbucks logo. Admin, thanks for having such a great blog, and for allowing us to show our silly side.
Good morning Berks!
Same here- they are all so creative.
koop - my name is a real shortie and I never got that message.
sassy - were you pink straightjacket?
oops, TLC Stinks, I see you did the hooker shoes before me...I will search for another profile pic!
Dmasy said... 181
sassy - were you pink straightjacket?
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Yep!
You may need to change this blog to "15 Minutes Honey Boo Boo Style" that would get Kate's goat! lol
On the Today Show they said "Another Reality Show more Bad Parenting"
NJGal51 said... 90
As soon as I can get to a real computer I am going to try for a Kate themed avatar. I can't do it on my iPad.
Good luck to Mr. Dwindle as he starts his new job tomorrow.
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Thankyou, NJ Gal and everyone for your well wishes. It felt like the first day at a new school around here this morning. After 23 years at one place, it's a bit change.
NJ Gal, I thought your doggie pic WAS 'kate-themed'? Looks just like her....
Dwindle said... 166
Yes, I do. Sigh. That person who sends the nasty stuff makes the rounds and bears watching. Do not let your guard down, Auntie.
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I thankfully do not have a twitter account and don't roam into sheeple pastures which are getting smaller and smaller. I don't even go to other non-fan sites. This blog is home. Maybe I should get out more often?
Admin - I think Eileen O'Neill eat little kids for breaksfast. She's left a trail of destruction behind her in her quest to turn TLC into what it is today. The irony of it all is that she " she freely admits to being uncomfortable in the media glare." Can you believe this woman?
The TP avatar is my fav. Too funny.
Admin, I'm the one who sent you via email the Washington Post article regarding TLC. TLC has peaked and now scripted shows are drawing in the audience. And as we know, where there are high ratings, there go the advertisers. Kate might as well give it up. She is old news.
Oh yes, the pink hooker shoes were purchased with Q-PONS, of course.
Testing new avatar.
koop dedoo, there are plenty of hooker shoes to choose from! Keep yours. I do believe you nailed her taste.
Pink LOL! Where did you find that caricature of Kate? HAHAHA!! Do you still want to be called Pink or do you prefer Sassy now?
Love the avatar, Dwindle!
@ Sassy Lassy, I love your avatar. Did you do that on your own? I dont want a link or anything, but if you did that, wanted to give you a thumbs up!
Once a Viewer said... 150
..maybe Stephanie can help- she is still only 2.8 miles away and managed to post HER photo!
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Out of all the funny posts here for the past 18 hours, THIS one goes to the top of my list!
Ahhhh... such a lovely morning.
As I read all of your funny comments, I'm on my second KEURIG (K-cup) BUTTER TOFFEE cup of COFFEE. Yum!
I keep think all the avatar ideas have been used. Nay Nay. Another crop appears. She has given us endless possibilities!
AuntieAnn said... 190
Pink LOL! Where did you find that caricature of Kate? HAHAHA!! Do you still want to be called Pink or do you prefer Sassy now?
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I found it online a while back, thought that the artist perfectly captured the essence of Kate, and saved it on my computer.
I still like the "Pink" moniker, but Sassy Lassy is fine too.
Maybe I should change it to Pink Sassy Lassy ;o)
Once a Viewer said... 149
All these avatars are hilarious! Can't wait to join you- have to wait on my son's schedule :( My DD tried and we just got the squiggly words over & over...I refuse to be defeated !!
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Once a Viewer - I'm feeling really bad for you. Can we walk you through it? You KNOW we're here for you.
ALERT THE MEDIA!! !!!!!!
Remona is blue, and I know why!! In order to create a NEW google account, you must first close the existing account. That possibility was the first thought I had this morning, and I rushed to see if I was right.
Oh...before I get too Kateish and full of myself, I hope I have not trashed my regular google account!
Remona in Fort Worth, Texas, about to have the vapors because I've turned blue!!
Welcome to the blue bloods Remona! Now it's time to dive into the world of avatar uploading. :-D
I see Stephanie is not only 2.8 miles from me, with her pic up there, but she is in BLUE as well!!!!
Our silliness drives kate crazier than usual. And minute now she will humiliate a child to the point of abusiveness just to get the attention back on her. Without us outraged at her, she worries she may have disappeared during the night; the sight of herself in the morning mirror is never enough to reassure her. It's kind of telling that she seems to CRAVE the negative attention.
ooops, sorry to be a party pooper! Back to avatars and The Blues!
Remona!!!!! You look lovely in blue.
PS.
I don't mean CLOSE the existing account, I meant to say not sign in the existing account. Now off to see if I can open both accounts!!
Dwindle said... 192
@ Sassy Lassy, I love your avatar. Did you do that on your own? I dont want a link or anything, but if you did that, wanted to give you a thumbs up!
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I wish I can take credit for it, but I just found it by Googling, Kate Gosselin caricatures.
There are good drawings of that witch out there...
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